I just want to make his life miserable for a while. :rofl2:

How can you be so sure???? :ugh:

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be nice to mr. EW duuude.

i love you duuudes.

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As you get older you lose your *** so you encounter such problems. I have the *** of a white guy now and that is how I know that I have had a successful life! LMAO!!!

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Time for some Leg Press or Squats action at the local gym. Get that *** right!! :icon17:

I think I picked the wrong time to open this thread... :wtf2:

Almost the weekend!

Its weird how every morning since monday Ive woken up at exactly 3:14am.

peace and love itches.

Is there ever a "good" time to open this thread? :ugh2:

We got our first covering of snow this morning. Had to brush the car off. Why do I live here where the air hurts my face...

Just be happy there's no pics of :nutswinger: and :icon23:

suck it up duuude.:shakes head:

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Personally I feel that my post about my hitherto undamaged scrote and its pristine content deserves a few more likes!

Today is the halfway point of my “beauty treatments”. Would someone please have a beer for me... and maybe some bacon... :shakes head:

WILD guess. :ugh:

Everytime you go to the bathroom to squat. You clap. All of that force is making your azz checks clap.

Lost mine some time ago. :shakes head: But my balls are lower. :icon14:

Tell that to the arthritis in my lower back, the torn meniscus in both knees, and the hip replacement. :icon14:

There is never a wrong time to open this thread. You never know what you might be reading from one hour to the next. :rofl2:

2:30 started my weekend. :tup:

Do you HAVE to get up at that time? Or are you just............strange?

From the rain. My windows were frozen this morning. :shakes head:

15 minutes and weekend begins.

I take it, that you never been kicked there? :icon14:

I recent that. Only women fall under white ***. That is usually reserved for flat and wide. I got bubble homie.

Are you eating ok? Any issues?

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stop spilling the beans duuuude.. (please)

Wifey fixed a pre-dinner snack. Bacon wrapped, cheddar cheese stuffed jalapenos. :yum: I'm feeling the heat on my lips, and in my belly. My azzhole will be flaming in the morning. :tup:

EW, you need to eat stuff like this. It would fix what ills you. :tup:

You need to eat some good beans. :yum:

So true!

I wake up anytime between 230am and 4am. I mainly use that time to check email...and porn.

B/c they're heavier?

Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this is over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over... :tiphat:

Spoiler

ohhh mu gosh, nooooooooo:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

you're trying to cause me harm duuude.:icon14:

They're loaded. :nutswinger: