Nissan 370Z Forum - The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

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Spooler

11-14-2019 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889463)

Come home from work. Have leaves everywhere. So I get the leave blower/vac out. And blow all the leaves into a nice big pile. Switch the blower/vac over to vac, and start to vac up the leaves. About half way through. I heard a thump in the vac and thought nothing of it. THEN the smell hit me. I had just sucked up fresh dog chit. :eek: :shakes head: After I got done with vacuuming the rest of the leaves and emptying the bag. I had to rinse out the blower/vac. :shakes head:

Land Mine patrol....

JLarson

11-14-2019 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889454)

Hmmmmmm...............whips, chains, leather, gimp suit. BDSM.

The Polish dancer... she insisted the safety word was Chrasbascz :( and I assure you pronunciation is nothing like the spelling.

Rusty

11-14-2019 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889467)

Land Mine patrol....

Doggy land mines. :icon14:

BettyZ

11-14-2019 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889436)

Yeah but did you die?

On that trip? Twice. And BCBS was a real bitch about the second time too.

Rusty

11-14-2019 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889470)

The Polish dancer... she insisted the safety word was Chrasbascz :( and I assure you pronunciation is nothing like the spelling.

Thought the word might have been "Deeper" or "Harder". :icon14:

madwi

11-14-2019 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889416)

Don't judge me, my ex's were into some kinky stuff!

No kink shaming here.

madwi

11-14-2019 04:56 PM

Its my day off and guess who calls and wakes me up all early and ****? I'll give you three guesses duuuudes.

JLarson

11-14-2019 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889477)

Thought the word might have been "Deeper" or "Harder". :icon14:

If she had to say that, we probably wouldn't have lasted 3 years.

madwi

11-14-2019 05:05 PM

:yawn:

madwi

11-14-2019 05:06 PM

Ribs cooking in oven so thats kinda nice.

Rusty

11-14-2019 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3889479)

Its my day off and guess who calls and wakes me up all early and ****? I'll give you three guesses duuuudes.

Did you reach through the phone and choke him?

madwi

11-14-2019 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889487)

Did you reach through the phone and choke him?

I'm sure I'll hear about how mean I am. :icon17:

Rusty

11-14-2019 06:32 PM

:werd:

Hulu and Hang

:tiphat:

Spooler

11-14-2019 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3889489)

I'm sure I'll hear about how mean I am. :icon17:

LOL, don't wake me up then. I am a bear in the morning.

JARblue

11-14-2019 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3889479)

Its my day off and guess who calls and wakes me up all early and ****? I'll give you three guesses duuuudes.

Sounds like he would like a random wake up call one night while you're at work :twocents:

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