As I continue to scan the room, I see another guy slumped over a well worn computer screen. He appears to have a half empty bottle of Percoset tipped over near his hands as he sits on an electric scooter. With hospital scrubs as somewhat of a uniform, he looks almost as if he is in charge of this club of miscreants

Still yet, I peer further into the darkness. Back in the corner of the room, I think I can make out a smaller guy. Almost Asian-like in appearance, he appears to be wearing two right handed rubber gloves and has a slight smile on his face. With a heavily encrusted gay porn mag opened up in front of him and a half empty tube of Astroglide, he seems to be asleep. I cannot see his eyes as he has a pair of underwear over his head while he lightly snores.

Then through the darkness, I sense a dim light from under a half closed door.

Despite my fear of being spotted, I stay the course to see who else is in the Z clubhouse

The light brightens as the door opens and before I can almost see who is there, The most gut wrenching smell immediately envelopes the room. A smell that would wake up a litter of skunks and they would begin to run in different directions heaving the conents of their tiny stomachs everywhere.

My nostrils begin to involuntarily close and my eyes instantly burn with acidic teardrops.

Almost unable to stand without shaking, I wait silently to see who appears

A small light in the main room of the clubhouse comes on and eerily shadows all of the odd characters lying about in their various semi-comatose states.

I hear the guy that just came from the bathroom as he repeatedly shouts loudly to the others... “SUCK IT UP DUDES, IT WASNT THAT BAD...”

Puzzled by this odd mantra and fearing detection, I quickly turn and run back into the woods.

Hidden in the darkness of the woods, my heartbeat slows and my eyes begin to clear. As my nasal passages normalize, I vow to never ever try to sneak up on the Z gang’s clubhouse again...

Between the sights, the sounds and the smells, young Spoiler has learned a life-lesson tonight and he is glad to have survived it.

:shakes head:

I be getting up - see Pink is gone :ugh2:

I miss her. She's hawt. :tiphat:

Mernin' all you sexy sexy Z people. I survived the second night at the in-laws.

What's the reading on the rectum scale here today?

39*,rain & 100% chance till after noon :shakes head:

Pretty good; but never a half eaten anything laying around :rofl2:
Always finish my plate :ugh2:

:hello: Happy Tuesday Everyone; gotta gets to rolling :driving:

That's the way I feel right now. :icon14:

Just got home from Vegas. Flight landed at 3:45am. Got the suit cases, and got to the Jeep at 4:15. Home at 5:45am. I need a bed big time. :icon14:

I called off work today already. :tup:

I be reppin' again. :tiphat:

Good Tuesday Morning all. Hope you all had a good April Fools Day yesterday. Not much on the list for today so hope you all have a great and safe day. Now it's Coffee Time!!! :tup::tup:

Sleep is high on my list.

Morning all. Working from home today to accommodate a dentists appointment. Hooray?

Glad Ms. Gomez is gone.

At work just chilling. Early morning stuff is the best since nobody is around to complain yet.

Wow, you had quite a night! :bowrofl:

Rusty, how was Vegas? My wife and I love this place, we spend about 2 1/2 weeks out of the year there, "not all at once". Hope you were able to bring back some money and that you had a good time.

.380 or .45 for the raccoon in the backyard?

Neither. Too noisy. This would be more fun..

Desert Eagle .50 cal ought to work... depends how ferocious he is...

Have to be careful though, as too big of a hole in the meat will make it more of a challenge to Sous Vide it...

Used .38 revolver. Easier to clean.

Youre gonna eat it??

And I thought rednecks only lived down here south of the MD line...

:rofl2:

I meant the gun not the ‘coon. :icon17:

lol... ok, gotcha. That full auto bb gun wouldnt need a cleaning.. Im thinking of getting one, but the nazi's here would probably put me in jail for it.

Just get the mirror hanger. The folks around here with handicap tags drive like they have a brain defect...:gtfo2:

Wow. That got dark.

Witch renigged on buying my car. Rich people....

I was concerned she might still be around for weeks waiting for a mod to log in and change it. Pretty surprised that someone logged in twice in two days :eek: :icon17:

I put down a lot of muskrats and an occasional beaver from the lake with my .38... (I use shotshells in it..)

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im ok right now... took my gas-x this morning.

:mad:

:mad:

:iagree:

:iagree:

I hate dressing up for funerals. Mine is going to be have a dress code. No jeans and tshirt, no entry. :gtfo2:

A friend of mine's wife passed away a dozen years ago, and Mrs. Spoiler and I went to the visitation... Found the funeral home where the showing was being held and we were quite amazed when we pulled into the parking lot that many people were dressed extremely casual and were sitting on the back of their pickups in the parking lot drinking beer... Tail gate party style..

It was odd.. But whatever you are comfortable with is what you should go with.

Of course, by then it will be virtual funerals.. people will just log in and post a note on the thread about being dead....

I'm going to be cremated and sprinkled around the aisles inside of a Lowes store... I like it there...