It all just so magical how this wedding materialized! :rolleyes:

EW found someone?

I know its exciting for EW, but think of Sharon for a moment and her hapiness...

I mean she’s had lots of chances before, but she’s truly blown every one of them.

Match made on Ashley Madison. :woot:

I still have some hacked accounted from that site during the meltdown days. :eekdance:

Start reading from last night to catch up on his planned wedding. :tup:

Cost my daughter her marriage. :mad:

Earlier this afternoon, we heard an extremely loud noise coming from downstairs. Almost like a car crash or something. Did not know what is was. Wife and I both looked at each other like WTF just happened.... then “BAM’, heard it again. We both go running downstairs only to find Sharon sprawled out on the floor downstairs in the bedroom that she stays in.

As we look at her and ask her what happened, she gets up with a reddening face and says that she was okay. After asking her several times what was going, she finally says she was just practicing a “honeymoon maneuver” that she had read about in a magazine called “Big Brides” and was somewhat embarrassed to discuss. :eek:

It turns out she was trying to jump off the top of the dresser onto the bed and had missed.... twice... :rolleyes:

I told her to stop it so she didn’t get hurt (or hurt the floor) and to just try and save herself for the honeymoon. Geez, its going be a long three months...

:shakes head:

:icon14::mad::icon14::mad:

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:shakes head::shakes head:

:shakes head::shakes head::shakes head:

:eekdance::eekdance::eekdance:

:shakes head::shakes head:

dont waste your time duuuude....

:worthless:

lights out itches....

Happy Saturday morning Folks ~ :hello:

Yesterday was a tough one...I gotta quit rolling on these 4-5hr sleep nights; Gonna make an old man out of me :ugh2:

Time to go get my Mt. Dew and sausage biscuit. :yum:

Good morning JC. Working today?

Nope; at least hope not...on call :ugh2:

I’m thinking about running down to the local gas station & get me an onion sausage :yum:

I’ll wait till 5:30/6

I already have 7 patients scheduled for today and 4 for Sunday!

My azz is still glued to the bed.

Just don’t forget to brush your teeth after!

Where is that big Red Monster?

:iagree:

Stop scheduling people for the weekend. Problem solved.

Gentlemen.... hope all is well

Had my sausage biscuit, a sip of mt dew. Relaxing in the chair and playing some games. Life is good.

Nice. I think I may have to do some work here today

We are prepping our house to sell

I wish man. But the bill collectors wouldn’t stop scheduling there wake up calls!

I wish I can afford your estate of a house!

I’ll issue you a promissory note in dollars!

The last house I sold here about 8 years ago, a fellow offered to trade me Stock for it... I promptly declined

I trade you my testicles!!!

2 to be exact!!

Its price is way high the stock market trading value!

In planning to sell our house and move, we realized that we didn’t want Big Sharon thinking she was moving with us, so we are extremely glad that she has finally found someone that will take her away and out of our basement ...

Life sure has an odd way of coming up with miracles...

Cant wait for the sun to rise so I can drive my new convertible sports car!!

EW is the black Jesus!

Amen!