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Rusty 02-21-2019 08:41 PM
EW is getting married to Big Sharon repZ. :tiphat:


When's the wedding date?

jchammond 02-21-2019 08:42 PM
I’m going to bed; night :tiphat:

Rusty 02-21-2019 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3827498)
I’m doing the basic eat all you want just no sugar or starch...

Breakfast is Bacon and eggs, 2 & 2
Lunch is Meat and salad as much as you want
Supper is Meat and vegetables, as much as you want
Drink Grapefruit juice with every meal

Super easy to follow
I can eat anything I want. It doesn't matter what it is. Long as I don't over eat and stuff myself. Which I love to do. I'm a member of the clean plate club as my wifey calls it. There is nothing left on my plate when I'm done.

old guy 02-21-2019 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3827514)
EW is getting married to Big Sharon repZ. :tiphat:


When's the wedding date?
Z DayZ

Rusty 02-21-2019 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3827517)
Z DayZ
Sounds like a good time. I'll be there. :tup:

Who's the best man?

Who's the maid of honor?

Rusty 02-21-2019 08:54 PM
Think Zoren could be the ring bearer or entertainment.

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3827442)
Same here! I'll try to make it.

Hold on... is Zoren going to be there? Uuuuhhh... :ugh2:
For your information Im not going this year!

Im finally getting my first circumcision!

They waited 15 years to get bigger!

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3827444)
lets hope not.. wouldnt need any sexual harassment claims. :mad:
I hate you shitz EW!:shakes head:

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3827458)
ohhh my gosh, I've been trying for the last 3 years... and unfortunately Tampa and Jacksonville have zero spots, Miami is my best chance.
I agree the Columbians will make you there seniorita !

Rusty 02-21-2019 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3827523)
For your information Im not going this year!

Im finally getting my first circumcision!

They waited 15 years to get bigger!
Guess then you then can be the entertainment. Dress up as a runt penis.




Oh........................wait a minute................you are one...............sorry.

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3827491)
Not sure abou the Keto, but I started a no sugar, no starch diet 9 weeks ago... I like it....

-33 right now
-33? You mean your waist line or boob size?

Dang man stop the keto bacons every morning!

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3827528)
Guess then you then can be the entertainment. Dress up as a runt penis.




Oh........................wait a minute................you are one...............sorry.
Hey thats not me thats FPenvy!

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3827514)
EW is getting married to Big Sharon repZ. :tiphat:


When's the wedding date?
No EW getting married with Nismo period!

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3827516)
I can eat anything I want. It doesn't matter what it is. Long as I don't over eat and stuff myself. Which I love to do. I'm a member of the clean plate club as my wifey calls it. There is nothing left on my plate when I'm done.
Oh Rusty you remind me of my pet hog named porky he does the same with his plate.

I bet Chris doesn’t washes the dishes anymore as you clean them dry every meal!

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3827519)
Sounds like a good time. I'll be there. :tup:

Who's the best man?

Who's the maid of honor?

Here is the maid of honor the cousin of big Sharon!

Attachment 134816

Zoren 370 02-21-2019 09:30 PM
Good night thank you for thr entertainment!

Zington I’ll have to see and feel for myself if your a pecker or a baked clam!

Im serious doubting your preference!

Rusty 02-21-2019 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3827542)
Here is the maid of honor the cousin of big Sharon!

Attachment 134816
Thought THAT was your mistress?

Zingston 02-21-2019 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3827543)
Good night thank you for thr entertainment!

Zington I’ll have to see and feel for myself if your a pecker or a baked clam!

Im serious doubting your preference!



I have no doubt that that would be a big mistake for you Zoren...

Pintsize725 02-21-2019 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3827546)
I have no doubt that that would be a big mistake for you Zoren...
He will probably like it either way.

Zingston 02-21-2019 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 3827549)
He will probably like it either way.

Unfortunately, there's not much doubt about that either. LOL!

Rusty 02-21-2019 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3827551)
Unfortunately, there's not much doubt about that either. LOL!
:iagree:

jwick 02-21-2019 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 3827511)
Good if she didn't develop it! It was tough.

She had to go back for that test where they make you drinking that orange drink. Just passed.

jchammond 02-22-2019 12:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3827551)
Unfortunately, there's not much doubt about that either. LOL!
He’d probably do the “Crocadile Dundee” test :icon17:

jchammond 02-22-2019 12:55 AM
:ugh:

jchammond 02-22-2019 01:25 AM
:ugh::ugh:

madwi 02-22-2019 01:30 AM
Why are you up? :ugh2:

madwi 02-22-2019 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3827469)
im sooo ready to get married and have kids...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTrthePKU0

jchammond 02-22-2019 01:55 AM
:ugh::ugh::ugh:

jchammond 02-22-2019 01:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3827568)
Why are you up? :ugh2:
Sinuses acting up & previously had a few good nights rest...so a (4) isn’t terrible, off the weekend :ugh2:

jchammond 02-22-2019 02:01 AM
Love me some Fred G. Sanford; but love my kids too...though 24yrs. old/ still my kids :tup:

Spoiler 02-22-2019 02:51 AM
Good day ladies and gentlemen....

jchammond 02-22-2019 02:56 AM
:ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh:

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:01 AM
Yup, my day off and I get up just as early as an other day... LOL

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:02 AM
No problem... START THE BACON MACHINE... :tup:

jchammond 02-22-2019 03:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3827580)
No problem... START THE BACON MACHINE... :tup:
Footsteps will be heard soon :ugh2:

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3827581)
Footsteps will be heard soon :ugh2:
That is why I am being quiet.... when she starts coming up them rickety stairs it will feel like a 6.7 on the “Ripped her” scale

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:10 AM
Actually the stairs weren’t rickety until she started living down there... :shakes head:

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:12 AM
I may have to look on the internet (yup, we got the internet at our house) and see if they sell a scent free bacon of some sort

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:14 AM
‘Cause when Big Sharon smells that stuff sizzling, she heads up here wanting to get her feed bag on

Spoiler 02-22-2019 03:14 AM
And lets just say ... well, ... it ain’t pretty... :eek:


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