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Zoren 370 02-18-2019 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3826029)
:hello:

I'z up. :yawn:

:yawn: :yawn:

My azz is draggin'.

Going back to bed sounds really good. :yawn:

Slept like chit! Tossed and turned.

Stop thinking about me Im fine.

I have all your pictures on my wall. When I play with my organ!

Musical organ you fools

Rusty 02-18-2019 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826034)
Hey Sweetie you better spill that beans on me.

As Im about to sing the song of crying game in the showers! After all that shebang with you!

Are you really a ladyboy?

As EW wants to impress on me that you have baseball glove rather than a bat!

There your happy about my comment? Lol

You're a switch hitter. You could go either way. But you mostly like to catch 200 mph fast balls.

Zingston 02-18-2019 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826035)
You better answer me girl/boy or I’ll poke you with my stick!!

Ok... now that's more like it. :icon17:

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3826020)
7 pound pork shoulder in the smoker for the past 11 hours. Still only at 180f. Time for some coffee and then I'll go poke the meat with a stick.

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826034)
Hey Sweetie you better spill that beans on me.

As Im about to sing the song of crying game in the showers! After all that shebang with you!

Are you really a ladyboy?

As EW wants to impress on me that you have baseball glove rather than a bat!

There your happy about my comment? Lol

:mad:

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826040)
Ok... now that's more like it. :icon17:

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Zingston 02-18-2019 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826034)
Hey Sweetie you better spill that beans on me.

As Im about to sing the song of crying game in the showers! After all that shebang with you!

Are you really a ladyboy?

As EW wants to impress on me that you have baseball glove rather than a bat!

There your happy about my comment? Lol


Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3826038)
You're a switch hitter. You could go either way. But you mostly like to catch 200 mph fast balls.

Your just jealous because Im pretty-er than you!

Get your own balls to play with! Zington is mine now!:yum:

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826044)
Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche :tup:

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826044)
Dude, all stick, no meat. You really should concentrate on reeling in that hottie from Tampa you went loco about last year... she's hot.

IDK... maybe you don't like chics anymore? Dude, I don't know?

Oh yes she is a half black half white. We had a good time in Tampa.
I couldn’t keep up with her...she is young and athletic.

I admit 2 blue pills after she wants more. I said can we just go and have happy meals in Mc donalds!

I miss her.

bunk 02-18-2019 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3826028)
Good weekend on the ice, caught some nice fish, most were throw back including 2 nice large mouth bass cause they were out of season. Caught about 10 pike, only 2 were keepers ( 22" or larger ). Everyone had a good time fishing on the ice with temps in the teens! Got home before the snow got heavy, so the drive was an easy one.

Ice fishing is on my bucket list... well, maybe just catching a pike.

Zingston 02-18-2019 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826058)
Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche :tup:


Yeah, you might want to ask for a refund from the EW Hot Singles Dating Service... It doesn't seem to be working out all that well. :mad:

Zingston 02-18-2019 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826058)
Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche :tup:


So when you say TT, you mean Tucked and Taped, correct???

bunk 02-18-2019 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826059)
Oh yes she is a half black half white. We had a good time in Tampa.
I couldn’t keep up with her...she is young and athletic.

I admit 2 blue pills after she wants more. I said can we just go and have happy meals in Mc donalds!

I miss her.

Whats his name? :nutswinger:

Zingston 02-18-2019 09:24 AM

;)
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826058)
Now that settles it. Im relieved. Your a joy stick. Im very glad your free of Herpes.

I swear I should never trust a guy who got captive in Afghanistan and tortured then inserted a toxic chemical fart bomb up his azz!

He is the TT behind 911...Porsche :tup:


The only true way to verify your herpes infection is to visit Mr. Blister's Next Morning Internet Self Diagnosis website. Let me know how many "things" you can visually match. :eek:

You're welcome.

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826064)
Whats his name? :nutswinger:

Ah Im no kiss in tell baby.:p

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826067)
;)


The only true way to verify your herpes infection is to visit Mr. Blister's Next Morning Internet Self Diagnosis website. Let me know how many "things" you can visually match. :eek:

You're welcome.


No need I can self diagnose. Beware of Crabs. I heard the kerds have them as pets...So be mindful being with EW at Zday!

Btw he has a Dog named Nismo...poor dog wouldn’t stop scratching himself.

bunk 02-18-2019 09:32 AM

Zoren, I thought you were in San Diego? I thought I saw a post saying you found an abandoned mine to fly your drone? I hadnt flown mine in forever because beaches/mountains around here are played out.

Zingston 02-18-2019 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826064)
Whats his name? :nutswinger:

Old Guy thinks it's Lola. He's probably spot on!

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826072)
Zoren, I thought you were in San Diego? I thought I saw a post saying you found an abandoned mine to fly your drone? I hadnt flown mine in forever because beaches/mountains around here are played out.

That must be my clone...or lost brother...My Dad said he did manwhore as sideline to make both ends meet. He was discharged from the navy in San Diego when he was caught by his commander stealing his ( the commander) lipsticks in his office drawers.

No wonder he(commander) requested to have his cannons colored Pink. He (Comander) was honorably discharged and opened a hair saloon in the Phillippines! Poor gay.

At least he found his happiness!

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826073)
Old Guy thinks it's Lola. He's probably spot on!

Lola in our language means Granny!

Your cute Zington
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Zoren 370 02-18-2019 09:45 AM

Well I have to work now.. there are 4 azzholes (Literally) waiting for me in the operating table.

What a stinky job!...but pays great!:tup:

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826061)
Yeah, you might want to ask for a refund from the EW Hot Singles Dating Service... It doesn't seem to be working out all that well. :mad:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3826071)
No need I can self diagnose. Beware of Crabs. I heard the kerds have them as pets...So be mindful being with EW at Zday!

Btw he has a Dog named Nismo...poor dog wouldn’t stop scratching himself.

:mad::mad:

BoneZ 02-18-2019 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3825690)
thanks for the invite duuuuude.



:mad:

Avoid whatever I ate. I was up puking my brains out at 1am.

JARblue 02-18-2019 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3826106)
Avoid whatever I ate. I was up puking my brains out at 1am.

Weird... I was doing the same thing at that time last night :ugh:

Rusty 02-18-2019 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3826062)
So when you say TT, you mean Tucked and Taped, correct???

Oh god. Any one that says they are, or going to get TT'ed are going to get it now. :rofl2: The guys in the FI section better look out. :rofl2:

old guy 02-18-2019 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826060)
Ice fishing is on my bucket list... well, maybe just catching a pike.

A pike and large mouth

bunk 02-18-2019 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3826115)
A pike and large mouth

We have LMB here. My local go to lake before they closed used to have "wipers", a cross between Stripers and White bass, those were fun to catch.

jwick 02-18-2019 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3826115)
A pike and large mouth


That’s a good large mouth.

Rusty 02-18-2019 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826117)
We have LMB here. My local go to lake before they closed used to have "wipers", a cross between Stripers and White bass, those were fun to catch.

Stripers are fun. Go to Lake Powell in Utah. Ever see a feeding boil? Looks like the water is boiling. Just throw your hook in it with anchovies on it. You'll get tired of reeling them in. :rofl2:

bunk 02-18-2019 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3826121)
Stripers are fun. Go to Lake Powell in Utah. Ever see a feeding boil? Looks like the water is boiling. Just throw your hook in it with anchovies on it. You'll get tired of reeling them in. :rofl2:

Yup, we have stripers here too.. i like to troll for them. Shoot, I like to troll period. Nothing like motoring around with a couple lines in tow, then BAM!! Drag starts screaming! I have a Colorado XT inflatable pontoon boat. Put a swivel mount under the seat, make a few rod holders that mount to the sides of the battery basket, and throw on a trolling motor.

old guy 02-18-2019 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3826121)
Stripers are fun. Go to Lake Powell in Utah. Ever see a feeding boil? Looks like the water is boiling. Just throw your hook in it with anchovies on it. You'll get tired of reeling them in. :rofl2:

Ran into many small mouth boils on lake St. Clair and all we had to is toss a crack bait in the middle and BAM fish on! Small mouth run a little smaller than large mouth but the fight is better, they come out of the water about 60% of the time

bunk 02-18-2019 11:39 AM

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Here it is...

old guy 02-18-2019 11:43 AM

Bunk, funny we both used BAM to describe the hit. :bowrofl:

And as for trolling, I’ve spent literly hundreds of hours trolling :tup:
Love the scream of the drag

old guy 02-18-2019 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3826126)
Here it is...

Nice rig :tup:

bunk 02-18-2019 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3826127)
Bunk, funny we both used BAM to describe the hit. :bowrofl:

And as for trolling, I’ve spent literly hundreds of hours trolling :tup:
Love the scream of the drag

you HAVE to come out to socal in Mid-end of summer. If you think bass hits hard, a homeguard Yellowtail will hit so hard that BAM turns into BBBBBBAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!! lol

Zoren 370 02-18-2019 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3826121)
Stripers are fun. Go to Lake Powell in Utah. Ever see a feeding boil? Looks like the water is boiling. Just throw your hook in it with anchovies on it. You'll get tired of reeling them in. :rofl2:

Can someone explain to me how stripers ever relatated to fishing?

All I know they are faster than tax collectors!

My previous account threw me out of her office whenI told her I donated 8K for charity good will.

She asked whats the name of the charitable institution ?

I said My Little Darlings in Las Vegas! She said thats nice of you Mr. Zoren donating money to children who are in need.

She googled it ! ....then she walk me out of the door and told me not to go back again.

What a rude lady.

Good thing my account Emilio from Mexico helps me out with my refunds!!
He even placed me under that disability program for eractile dysfunction!
I get sensual massage 2x a month all expense paid!

I love American Government!

eastwest2300 02-18-2019 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3826106)
Avoid whatever I ate. I was up puking my brains out at 1am.

stomach painus!!!!

:rock:

Rusty 02-18-2019 02:03 PM

Are you tucked and taped? :tiphat:


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