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FPenvy 12-07-2018 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3804584)
When is the funeral?

hey now :bowrofl:

remember im still a young man :tiphat:

........who despite how i feel will be playing hockey at 8pm lol cant let down the team. i'm pretty sure i'm still goign through concussion symptoms off and on the past 3 weeks as well.

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3804586)
I take it you never heard the joke about the message with a wax job ending.

for once i dont think i've heard that one or possibly a different version.

jwick 12-07-2018 03:15 PM

Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

Rusty 12-07-2018 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3804590)
hey now :bowrofl:

remember im still a young man :tiphat:

........who despite how i feel will be playing hockey at 8pm lol cant let down the team. i'm pretty sure i'm still goign through concussion symptoms off and on the past 3 weeks as well.



for once i dont think i've heard that one or possibly a different version.

Version I know of. It's also called Happy Endings too.

Guy goes to an Asian massage parlor looking for a nice massage and a little extra. He's standing at the counter. A older Asian lady comes out from the back room to welcome him. She tells him all the options that they offer. And that he can pick which girl gives him the massage. She yells into the back room and a couple of girls come out. He looks them over and picks the girl he wants. He picks his option and both he and the girl go into another room. She tells him to remove all of his clothes and lay face down on the table. She begins to oil him up and starts to massage his back. After about a half hour. She tells him to roll over on his back. Now he thinks this is where things will start to happen. She oils his front up and massages. By now his has a woody so hard that he can pound nails with it. She asks him if he wants the wax job. The older lady never said anything about this. He's think this is it. So he says yes to the wax job. She asks him to stand up. He does so. She has him stand next to the table and she begins to do a hand job on him for a few minutes. He's in heaven now. She gets a wooden block and places it on the table. She lays his woody on the wooden block and asks him again if he wants the wax job. He's so horny now that he can't stand it. And he says YES please do it now. She raises her hand above her head and then karate chops his woody on the wooden block with all her might. When her hand landed on his woody, ear wax shoots out of both of his ears.

Zingston 12-07-2018 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3804599)
Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

Saw that... I'm in as well. He's 13 now, right?

Rusty 12-07-2018 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3804599)
Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3804602)
Saw that... I'm in as well. He's 13 now, right?

I already made a comment in his new thread. :icon17:

Hotrodz 12-07-2018 03:48 PM

Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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jchammond 12-07-2018 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3804608)
Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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Hotrodz; you gonna be up & running before Spooler? :stirthepot:

Hotrodz 12-07-2018 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3804610)
Hotrodz; you gonna be up & running before Spooler? :stirthepot:

Goals!

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eastwest2300 12-07-2018 04:21 PM

sssup duuuudes.

eastwest2300 12-07-2018 04:21 PM

time to hand out some repz

eastwest2300 12-07-2018 04:21 PM

my repz are unpredictable :ugh:--eastwest

eastwest2300 12-07-2018 04:36 PM

my repz are unpredictable :ugh:--eastwest

jwick 12-07-2018 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3804608)
Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

Hotrodz 12-07-2018 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3804622)
Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

Exactly! There is a reason I have been with Seb since I bought my Z and needed my first tune. I am not mechanical for the most part and so I only listen to those I know have knowledge and know how. It has severed me well my whole adult life.

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JLarson 12-07-2018 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3804622)
Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

:iagree:


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