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Ah, you mind if I sit here?. ... I was just looking at your... ahem.. er, ... well you certainly have a nice rack, and fortunately for you, ...I just happen to be a rack man...
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besides me, there is no one who can take you to the pinnacle of pleasure
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Can’t say I’d like you more than fishing, but aw hell, let’s give it a try...
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doing the horizontal boogie with you and your girlfriend will be the best night of your life
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Ever eat at the Golden Corral? You look familar, and I thought I saw you loading up a plate at the buffet bar over there last week....
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Forgive me for interrupting, but have I not seen you in a bukkake video?
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"granted, I am somewhat intoxicated, but you look sort of attractive in this dim light"
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Have you ever seen 12 inches of pur manhood?
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Interestingly enough, my third wife had that same big mole in the middle of her forehead too... :yum:
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Just for kicks, why don't you find out what I have in my front pocket
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Kinda of an odd question, but what perfume is that? I mean I really like it.... sorta tuna-fishy...
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Look at this weird thing on my neck -- does it appear infected to you?
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My Mom looks just like you. Want to go out some time?
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Never mind the tan line on my ring finger... It's a birthmark.
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Out of prison for over a month now and I certainly would like to get back into a normal dating scene again. How ‘bout you?
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