ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now

i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...:eek:

that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.

ohhh boy that was bad..... :mad::mad:

EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!:tiphat:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

brother, its really really really bad at the moment, I gotta question what I ate over the last 24 hours... yikes

Every time someone walks by my cubicle, i hope they dont smell it, or I'd be completely embarrassed..

I need help.. :mad:

Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes! :ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Dinner from last night. Getting really annoyed at how hard it is to find semolina flour in stores nowadays......

[url=https://flic.kr/p/JmK1bt]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4680/...2d70f3c6_b.jpg

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

I just booked my flight to Las Vegas!!!

:happydance::happydance::happydance::happydance: