Who me?

Can't complain. $1,300 back on taxes this year. Now to go play video games and drink wine.

Lucky you. I may have to pay again. :shakes head: Last year, I paid $27,000. :mad:

Yes this past year with the higher then usual capital gains may prove to be painful to many... or “”painus” if you will...:tup:

The year I retired. I moved some money around from a couple of retirement accounts into one. And left some out to pay off some bills. Well............I forgot to pay taxes on the money I left out. :shakes head:
This year. I have some capitol gains that I might have to pay on. :eek:

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H... How so much if you don't mind me asking? In my mind, if someone has to pay that much. You have the money to spare. Haha. 27k though... Sheesh

Yes, you.

Forgot to pay taxes.. LOL... hope you look good in an orange jumpsuit...

Seriously, having just retired this past fall at 57, I’m certainly thinking of what could happen. With an unusually big increase in the stock market, it certainly could appear as huge earnings to accrue on despite it being just on paper at this point.

I do have a guy though that I have been working with for about 20 years now that should allow me to not pay much in taxes ever again... but it has been in planning for years ... :icon14:

That was on $140,000. Between the wife and me. We have over one million in a retirement account. My last 15 years. I was putting the max amount into my 401K a year. About $17,000, then for the last 10 years, $23,000. We get a set amount every month for the rest of my life, and my wife's life. Plus social security. Which I will get in a few months.

I've been planning my retirement still 1990.

Yup... all sounds cool... what is helping me is that the wife is a few years older then me and can take 401k draws without penalty. I cannot for another year and a half...

We had the money sitting in a money market account. It was just OH...CHIT! when we was told. :icon17:

Being in Pa. We only have to pay the fed taxes. No state taxes on retirement income. We've looked at other states to move to. We would find advantage in one thing, but lose out on something else. :icon14: The big shocker was obomacare. Christ, as that gone up. Before obomacare. I could have gotten a PPO for $500 a month for two. The first year of obomacare was $1,200 a month. Now it's $1,800. :eek::mad:

Curently we are planning a move to FL to escape the state taxes

As far as insurance, I am on Cobra ($500) for 18 mos and then my plan is take another work assignment and get laid off and be on that Cobra for 18 more months.

Legally you can hop Cobras, I checked... :icon18:

Cobra for us was more then obomacare. Seems like the places we like, have state income taxes on retirement income. :shakes head:

This reminds me of the IRS hoedown whose line is it anyway
"I don't file my taxes every single year
I guess it's the IRS I really really fear
I guess that side of me doesn't show a lot of class
But every time I do they seem to **** me up the ***"

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Binge watching reps are out. :tiphat:

During the past few days while I was a little under the weather, I binged watched several episodes of COPS. Wanted to see if anyone being chased was in a Z. Was hoping to pre-identify anyone that I might meet at ZDayZ coming up....:tup:

ZOREN...

Do you even remember which end of the pot to pour the water in?

Zoren...

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Sorry sir was doing my early Kimi Roikkonen thing! If you know what I mean? Lol

Master

Whats the divine wisdom for today?

Is it “Dont Shitz on your own backyard” otherwise your a poodle!!

New restaurant in town with promo for Valentines !

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I think I’ll be having free dinner for the whole day of valentines let me count the mistresses vs my wife? Hmm..1 in lakeland, 1 in Jacksonville, 1 in Illinois...

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Morning all! Back from a week skiing in Vermont, feeling refreshed (and not at all excited to be back to work). Reps going out.

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Apparently, we're up to 18% of GDP being spent on healthcare. Not good. My parents are paying over 2k/month.

Bad humor:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuensc...ed#.xvm3R05QXK

Master Ozi you find my humor annoying and terrible?

Not in the least...

You are quite amusing...

Nurses call me at work “Jack Monkey” or “Brown Noser” just to get under their scrubs! For nothing.

dude. i sh1t my pants!:eek:--eastwest

Adult diapers needed?

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:iagree:

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