The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVI

kenchan

speaking of boy scouts .. dere are a couple of dem in my area but da faking asian indian neighbor down da street's indian friendz kid 8yrs old? was absolutely professional when he came by to sell me his popcorn.

i was working on my car in da garage and he comes up..

'sir, i am with the xxx (boy scout)'

yah? <-kenchan (my default mood outside of work is 'arse')

'would you please help me by buying my popcorn to donate to our foundation?'

huh.. <- kenchan (kinda taken by surprise how clear and focused he was, cleans off hands with rag).

let me see watcha got dere, son. come on over. <- kenchan

'i have a variety but majority of people have bought this one'

oh ok, sure, easy enough.. ill take one too den. <- kenchan (kinda amazed how focus dis kid waz!)

kaching! kid just made a sale.. a $20 box of carmel popcorn haha

da most expensive cracker-jackarse ive ever bought. but he deserved it, he did an excellent job selling. his dad was watching from like 20ft behind, i gave him a and let him know he should be very proud of his son.