Have you considered coughing on everyone you come near in the building?

Already have been. Especially the laptops and phones they just throw on my desk to be fixed without any notes.

I just picked this up after Lein was talking about my 8 port switch. I realized I needed more space, just in case. :tup:
http://i.imgur.com/W1HhmYS.jpg?1

How do you 'break' a phone, besides dropping it? Must be all the 'pron' sites they are surfing that causes infections...... :rofl2:

You cant believe how much a shitty DSL gateway saved our asses when we have had network/data center issues. :tup:

Hell, man, I have heard every excuse from I found it this way to, I just fished it out of the toilet, sorry it was pre-flush dunked.

"Sorry, lab specimen was dropped on the desk phone, I wouldnt open the biobag, we still need to run tests on what the hell is in their bodily fluid causing them to be sick."

:wtf2:






I take mine out of my pocket, so it doesn't fall in.... geez, a little thinking goes a long way.... :ugh2:

"It just stopped working, honest. I wasn't even doing anything with it"
As you notice it is back to factory defaults.

My world would be a much happier place if people stopped to think like that every once and a while :rofl2:

I guess since I buy my own phone, I'm a little more careful with it. I've not had the pleasure of working somewhere that provides me a phone or a tablet or a laptop.... :ugh2:

We use to provide tablets for the kitchen staff to bring to the patient rooms to take their order. The order would go straight to the kitchen's line cooks. They broke so many we finally told them to buy their own and we are not servicing nor configuring any of them. We will provide the name of a place that can help you. :roflpuke2:

Witcher 3 or Fallout 4? Decisions, decisions.

You'd be surprised when dealing with people.... apparently it's to difficult to make a backup of your stuff via iTunes.

i was reading through the comments about the phone issues and then came to my last post. Never realized I missed a whole page and i was the last person to comment at 10:30 this morning. I really am sick....

sipping on some fine coffee... not starbucks :p :D

Jesus today was boring.

Just brick it and then give it back to them with a shrug of your shoulders ;)

Grandpa is offering up his 2003 Lexus GS with 85K miles to the grandchildren. He's 85 years young and ready to get a new car lol.

Well, one grandchild is deploying to Kuwait soon, and his sister is a recent college graduate with no job who he doesn't want to dump a 13 year old car on. My sister and her husband both have new cars, so they're not interested. That leaves me, who just so happens to be looking at buying another daily driver in the coming months. I asked how much and was told free - I guess it's decided then :)

No questions asked AppleCare is a wonderful thing.

I've had a couldn't att were accidentally run over just before it expired.

Finally picked up boost and fuel pressure gauges so I can actually tell what the engine is doing now. Figured that had to be better than "hey it sounds cool!"

I like free.

But dere always a catch... :eekdance:

Hey young Mr.JAR please come over fix my lights. I got like 125 of dem dat needs new bulbs :tup: <= grandpaJAR


:eekdance:

Hey youngMr.JAR come by fix porcelain crack. I destroyed it. :D<= EW


Hey wtf DEPORTED!! :mad: :gtfo2:




..to Florida

Nah ... lol he lives in a nice retirement facility where they will do anything for him :tup:

:rock::rock:--eastwest

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Have a wonderful Saturday everyone :hello:

:driving:

Mernin', all you sexy sexy Z people. How's it going? I'm in my way to Sutherlin Nissan at the Mall of Georgia to see Mr. Kim.

Hello Z folks! Been a crazy few months. New job on the horizon that doesn't require traveling every week. Coming home every night will be a new concept. And I'll actually have free time

That sounds great! :rock:

my uncle recently bought a white one in j-land. lucky for him basically all the refined goodness onboard since last year model. :D

Well, she wouldn't bite, but we did get rid of that RAV4 rattle trap.

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sounds more like a job for dads like us, congrats! :tup:

I travel but I don't travel every faking week. even if I did, it would only be like a one nighter and back by following pm.

so I finally got to wash my GTI this am. fak, I did a close inspection and the wheel is bent from dat faking pothole earlier in da week. already placed order for replacement only $600+ for one wheel and new DWS06. :D haha, I like economy cars. :p

should have it in my hands soon. also fixed the side sill too dis am. also fixed the rear bumper mis-alignment. so da car should be all fixed by next weekend..

till da next incident :ugh: :rofl2:

New Pathfinder 4x4. Leather. DVD, third row to separate kids.

if dis happened to my Z with the silver nismo wheels.. $950 for one wheel $300+ for one tire.. :ugh:

is dat ur new dd? u replacing ur Z?

I like dem murano's.. shape kinda.