in j-land when u are overly polite people say dat ure wearing a cat over ur head.
i suppose in jland cats are considered happy and polite.


dey sure dont know about my kinda cat

true me is out dere on my driveway while working on my cars.

yes i swear 150% of da time.
yes i will tell u to fak off literally if u bug me u dumb faking neighbor down the street. :mad:
but i am also overly nice to neighbors i like. :D

so yah, i guess i am wearing a cat over my head at work.. :ugh:

i am equally nice and polite to everyone.. including those i hate. :D
i dont remember ever swearing while talking to my colleagues at work :D
i rarely say anything bad about anyone. :D
i am always optimistic about everything :D
i always show up to meetings on time and appear enthusiastic helping others. :D
i am like da faking perfect employee. :D

all dis faux for moAr earn$pend :rock: power. :rofl2:

Happy Birthday, Lili!

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dis is why i dont get why some folks automatically assume dey have to sell deir sports cars when dey have a kid.

im like wtf? just keep your toy, buy another car or two for da family. i dont get it. cant afford it? just get a better job. just wear da faking cat, be a pro. :mad: <= game face

happy bday :D

2 is a good age. starting to talk and all.

i mean look at dat girl. u want to be a good dad for da little girl.

if u need ur toys to be a good dad, keep ur toys. i dont get why ud want to sacrifice EVERYTHING for ur kid and later tell dem 'fak i sold my sports car to raise u, u better do good in school! :mad:' or some shittt like dat.

dey dont need ur faking burden.

starting to run out of stuff to :postwhore:

but my kid told me just now da cookies are DONE!! :yum: woot

Hell yeah. I got an 11, 10, 5 and 2... and a Z.

daz da way da go mang...

for me 2 kids are plenty though.. wanted a daughter but da second one also came with a dingaling so oh well..

Sometimes the Z restorith thy sanity... lol

wouldve been awesome if i had a daughter but den my wife said i would probably spoil her so badly it would not be good for anyone.

really? :confused: dogdamn..

daz right, personal space for dad away from family is required.