The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXV

alcheng · 10-17-2016, 06:01 PM

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping...
I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?"

Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes."

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too.

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10-17-2016, 06:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418354	Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer. The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping... I shut up an kept dead still. Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?" Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes." They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too.