Reps denied!

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Once upon a time in rural NY dere was a guy named Leon driving a Z to nyc for the weekend.

K, ur turn. Explain his destiny

(Example) He was violated by a minivan driven by a bald headed loser.

(Example) Leon wasnt in his Z yet. He was just walking along the side of da road when dis minivan wanted to race him. :ugh:

Light turns green for pedestrians and the minivan did a burn out (not tires but his engine) and sped off like EW looking for porcelain after tacohell. :eekdance:

a cop pulls up and arrests him. Not the minivan but Leon for walking with his pants down. :ugh:

K, ur turn

what a slow day.. every since coming back from europe i've been going to bed around 9pm. makes me feel old, wonder how i'll be next week

wth did i just read from kernchan? Can't tell if entertrollment or just dislikes me hahahahahahaha.

We aren't taking the Z thankfully. 2 hr drive in the GF's versa and then a train ride into the city.

Just a story leon no painus intended.

First world problems sucksarse :mad:

Yah I know the Z was supposed to be a daily driven sports car but taking it to the city is not recommended. Versa on the other hand, no issue. The ramps and tight garages ur Z will hate u for it.

Also vandals will luv to take ur z out for a spin.. :ugh:

this is who chanken reminds me of lol

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I remember dat guy lol

That's one thing I never understood. The Z has a basic FOB. My Civic has a freaking valet key!! A 200hp econo-****-box has a freaking valet key. What are they going to do? A Scandinavian flick doing 100 in 6th?

i love jeff dunham, i think he's funny
the z has a valet key, just take the fob off lol

You don't need a valet key (but yes the Z does have one as njobe pointed out). You need a valet tune. 2500 max RPM with 55 mph governor.

Greetings from the Delta Sky Club at the Minneapolis St Paul airport.

I am enjoying a bowl of Wicked Thai Chicken soup.

i didn't get any extra maps when i got my car tuned. they asked me but i said no. i'd probably put it on valet mode and forget about it and then think my car is broken lol

I would be using the fuel cut tune any time I left somewhere in public lol

But I still haven't gone back for the update Ecutek software since it came out ... so no multiple maps for me just yet.

my car is in the garage when i'm at home and when i'm at work it's parked in front of my window lol. only time it's not attended to is if i get drunk and leave it but usually it's in a well lit and monitored area.

I never knew that. had to read up on it. Good to know!

Also JAR. My golf bag is finally complete. Just placed my last order last night. Got the GF a set of irons also for when she wants to wonder the course with me also.

Sitting at my desk......allergies trying to kick in........god I hope they fail.......

The valet shouldn't need more than 5mph to park your car unless his name is Mahoney :icon17:

I have looked at the Mines for quite some time, the only reason I didnt buy it is because of those bolts. It just looks, unfinished to me, like a rocket bunny kit or some fender flairs that bolt on.

too bad u have bad taste. :rofl2:

now relaxing in my music room with a bowl of melon my kid sliced up for me. :yum:

nicely chilled.

i think da idea is u dont take ur z to some valet place. :D

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like id never consider taking my STI to some faking valet place.

:rofl2: no worries you can always photoshop the screw heads on ur faux and call it mines.

speaking of bad taste, i never liked TAB cola.. :barf:

also mac & cheeze :icon08:

buy the Mines and photochop the bolts off you mean.

da only reason why id never move to a an american retirement home when im old. mac&cheeze :barf:

nono u want the bolts if u want the truth.

Homemade is :yum: Orange cheese powder, not so much.

If I want it to look :supergay: