:bowrofl::bowrofl:

So a police officer is parked by the side of the road. He sees a pickup truck drive by and it's full of penguins. The officer flips his siren on and pulls the truck over.
He approaches the window and asks the man, "Sir, what are you doing with these penguins?"

"Well they're my pets, officer," the man replies.

"I'm afraid you'll have to take these animals to the zoo," the officer says, and leaves.

The next day, the police officer is parked in the same spot. He sees the same truck drive by. Now all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. He flips the siren on and pulls the truck over.
Upon reaching the window he says, "Sir, I told you to take these animals to the zoo."

"Yes officer, I did," replies the man. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."

:rofl2:

:yawn:

Ready to GTFO. :)

:eekdance:

I'm ready for lunch here at the Ritz-Carlton Tahoe

:ugh2: they make a awesome BLT with avocado :yum:

Will eat pool side for sure :icon17:

-Clifford :tiphat:

Please be careful out there. This is tragic.

PGBT Reopens After Fatal Crash in Carrollton | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Wow, that sucks.

Probably texting and driving. :shakes head:

Goodness gracious, I think I am going home, crawling into bed and pulling the covers over my head. Everyone is dead to me! Thank goodness it is Friday.
Madwi: Hello IT.
Caller: Hi. Why does it sound like you are in a cave?
Madwi:Cause I am in the bathroom trying to pee. How can I help you?
Caller: I'll call back later.
Madwi:You sure? I can do two things at once.
Caller:Nah, I'm good.
*click*
Madwi: Must not have been that important.

goodpm everyone :hello:

checked off yet another awesome day at the office. :D

Darn Mr Alex you know The Clifford has a big heart. Rest assured no actions were taken Sir :tup:

Nice to see you here posting again :tup:

-Clifford :tiphat:

:rofl2:

hai.. hai... hai.. hai

:confused: where u at?

plop!


:ugh2:

hai.. hai... hai.. hai


:confused: where u at EW?


PAINUS!!!!



:eekdance:

I had a nurse ask me once if I was doing #1 or #2. I gave her a courtesy flush.