:icon17: off to catch a train into work today :driving:

Latter skaters :ugh2: boy's and girl's :tup:

-Clifford :tiphat:

New toys showed up in the mail :excited:
http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k...pspnobud8v.jpg

fellas, i just absolutely blew the walls off my bathroom..

holy smokes... that was a 8.6 on the rectum scale... :ugh::ugh::ugh:

:icon18:

Uh oh...

:icon17:

Nice!! :tup:

:eekdance: China syndrome !

:iagree:

China aka porcelain. :ugh:

:icon17:

EW messing with crack in bathroom.. :ugh:

:rofl2:

:tiphat:

I am bored in Arkansas...

I just watched Bob's Burgers. I mean I really watched it.

I am losing my mind.

:roflpuke2:

:eek::eek::eek:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

im gonna be feeling that one for the next week... damn, that was bad.

suck it up duuuuuude, and stay positive...:iagree::iagree::iagree:

Maybe build a RC car in AR hotel like mr. Clifford in Korea. :D

:werd:

:iagree:

:tup:

I could race it up and down the halls at the Courtyard.

:rock:
have to get one of those nitro RC cars, smells like HP and sounds like a race car with straight cut gears :icon17:

:driving:

I have these really nice swivel style wooden chairs surrounding the island at my house. They're gorgeous. Satin finish on an oak wood trim with beautiful engraving and the utmost perfect swivel to them. Amazing foot rstyle rests surround the legs with a sheen to them that gives tire shine a run for its money. They're comfortable to sit in and provide great support.

Anyways. So here I am having homemade stir fry with the girlfriend. Toasted sesame oil, cauliflower, Chicken, an amazing fry sauce and sushi rice. Smelled amazing. So here we are eating it. I'm shoveling my mouth full until I feel a rumble. My male natural instincts took over as I gleamed over at the girlfriend who was politely chewing a piece of baby corn. This pure smirk of "you're gonna love this" poured over my sauce laden face. I slowly lefted my left butt cheek to about a 25 degree angle. Perfect angle for maximum wind rippling across the shining oak wood of the chair.

I broke wind with the grace and elegance of a giraffe drinking water from a pond. The pure look of horror and disgust on the girlfriends face rivaled that of the Holocaust. The wind pushed and easily encapsulated the vibrating room penetrating well over 70 decibels.

I lay on cheek back on the stool and keep eating. I am now sleeping on the couch for the night. Worth it.

loled

intel cutting 12000 jobs. :ugh:

:roflpuke2:

You broke the barrier! If she stays then put a ring on it.

Reminds me of this!

:yawn:

:iagree:

Good morning Mr. Onze. :hello:

Morning. I'll rep when I get to work.

Happy 1 year anniversary to my Z. Bought her this day last year. Awwwww

Happy bday to ur car Leon.

Goodam everyone! :hello:

Going do a few touchups on my G this am, then heading out to the mall for some shopping. I don't enjoy shopping for clothes. :ugh:

I read on the news Nordstrom was having a hard time at their brick and mortar stores so I'm going to to my part and help today.

Not dat my appetite is dat big on clothes vs car bits. :D

I read dat more people are spending on big items like cars and doing the smaller shopping like clothes online.

I suppose for those of u with good taste in clothes datz fine, but a Pacific Islander such as me need visual guidance.. :ugh2:

Otherwise will look like them faking Z's with the terrible wheel selection with wrong offsets. Lol