We have a couple packs of coyotes here. They are another animal that likes to scare the **** out of me at when it is pitch black outside lol.
They howl so loud and I know it is only coyotes but I always think of wolves or worse coming out of the woods for me :rofl2:

At our house now its the damn woodchuck and deer that kill me. my day lilies are deer food and the rest of the shrubs are woodchuck snacks. My rock wall is a woodchuck den. The coyotes stay out of the neighborhood but are in the nearby woods.

Reps just went out. Enjoy.

Head of HR is here. This week can eat a bag of D's right meow please.

I think she's part Siamese, she's definitely a 'talker' and too smart for her own good... :bowrofl:

Sounds like my cat. Orange tabby. Big arsehole and howls from 3-7 in the morning every freaking morning.

She's figured out how to open cabinets, and the doors to where the washer & dryer are located. Her favorite 'toy' is the string out of my hoodie, when I get home, she'll go get it and bring it to me so I can play with her.

so lein you still have a job?

think of the positive, if you get let go, you can move from that lame state in search of a job elsewhere lol

That's literally the only positive. hahaha. Boss is back in work sicne his mother passed, but is taking all of next week off. So i will be by myself again. i "think" I am safe.

probably lol, but it's a positive.

you'll be safe till they start outsourcing the IT department to a guy named John Patel 10,000 miles away lol

Hey John! What state are you from?

Bangladesh.....

:ugh2:

I am glad you are safe -- for now...

when i thought i lost my wallet and i called to cancel my cards, someone answered who i barely understood. when he said his name was john, i was pissed off and said yeah and your last name is probably patel. put someone on the phone that can speak english.

it was mean, but man i couldn't understand a word lol

daaaaamn that gap in the front wheels:eek:

I saw that. I'm thinking it is because the Z is on the gas... :driving:


I hope......:ugh2:

:iagree: Look how far it's squatted down in the rear. On the gas HARD.

it's on bags.. the guy raised it on purpose.

sorry to spoil the surprise lol

Booooo!

Work now wants a detailed listing of my SQF job description with any changes made. Things on it that I no longer do and adding things I now do. I've added more than i've taken off, but still scary that they're going to far as to overhaul descriptions.

:shakes head:

:gtfo2:

:eek:

I don't know how many times Charter cable is going to ask me why I chose to terminate my service, but today I got to have a little fun with them. As I was walking into the building to return my equipment, I noticed a sign on the door that said no concealed weapons allowed. When the representative asked me why I terminated my service, I politely said it's because your company does not support my 2nd Amendment rights. She seemed a little confused.

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:bowrofl:

should have told her you wont let me take my S&W 500 in. :icon14:

If I had a 500 I don't think I would be able to handle firing more than one round. The gun is the size of my arm.

Yes it is.

I shot a 12 gauge once.....

companies do that all the time... i've had to do it at least 4 times i've been with this company.

The biggest gun I have shot was a MK-43 machine gun and it was awesome. I will see if I can find a video or pic.

Just makes you sorta start to stretch the truth slightly on job responsibilities to make yourself seem more important. Especially when the damn company wants to keep secretive as to how many more layoffs are coming.

Me: network admin?
Boss: Supervisor of all network abilities
Me; i'm batman basically!

of course, everyone lies on them and split things up that can be done as one.

but no company will flat out say hey we're going to let 10 people go, good luck survival of the fittest lol. usually it's just really high up management that knows who will let go. i've seen vp's get fired here and of course they had no clue they were getting fired

I've never been fired or let go! Don't want to ruin my track record! hahahahaha

I've been laid off twice in the same year. It was not a lot of fun... :ugh:

I have been fired -- more than once and on-purpose each time. Each was a liberating and cleansing experience.

I've quit every job I've ever had. People can be real a$$holes.

I work for myself now in the same office as my father. We hired mom to help with administrative stuff after she retired. And my wife does the books for the company. It's working out great :tup: Nepotism FTW lol

ice cold corona in hand...

i needed it, today was a stressful day.

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i've got one of those... a nice remington 870.. with about 100 rounds fired thus far.

duuuuuudes.