The only possible thing I can think of is you'll stick to the seat better... But same goes for the assless chaps or driving while naked as mentioned earlier...

Is this a real question? I think you should ask Ricky Bobby...
I don't think we're that advanced...
http://www.petermcgraw.org/wp-conten...icky-Bobby.jpg

LMFAO... this can't be a serious question?!?

:confused:

No pants is the best...few pointers

MUST park on the shade in summer. Leather seat + summer heat = burn!
Baby powder (Johnson brand) or diaper cream where you deem appropriate.
Don't fart. Don't eat spicy and high lactose content food.
Clean yourself real good after every use of bathroom.
Clean and condition your seat daily.
Passenger required to do the same.

Edit: Oh forgot, don't drift, don't speed, no track day, no canyon run...you or passenger may get too excited...don't wanna soil your perforated seats

I re-upholstered my seats -- they are covered with the "hook" half of Velcro. I wear custom pants made from the "loop" side of the Velcro.

The grip and road feel is phenomenal but it is a bit tricky getting out of the car quickly. This proved problematic after a particular Taco Bell lunch.

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

:stirthepot::happydance::inoutroflpuke::tup::iagree::excited: :owned: :driving::roflpuke2::icon17::pics: :bowdown::eekdance::ughdance:

:icon14::rofl2: Damnit man

Just complete pwnage right? :tup:

That and a 4+ point racing harness, and you'd probably need a diaper.

perfect for your grandma red car

Granma red :yum:

I was going to post this as soon as I read the OP.



There seems to be a lot of us out there. I weep for the future of Z drivers.

I bow to your genius, sir.

Never mind, I just read your caveat.

Surely someone can devise a quick-release mechanism. For the Velcro, not the Taco Bell--that has already been perfected.

:iagree: :driving: :owned:

'Tis why I don't eat taco bell unless it is their cantina bowl haha

I love how this thread has gone from the sensation of the 370z to the sensation of explosive diarrhea..... :wtf2: :stirthepot:

Someone needs to fabricate an actuator powered sliding door that makes the floorboard under the driver seat and part of the driver seat slide back in case of the taco bell ***** while wearing assless chaps