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Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take
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Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint.
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