The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) 21

Leingod · 01-19-2016, 10:37 AM

Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint.

Ghostvette · 01-19-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Flint: "Cars, bars and a few weirdos"

Masterbeatty · 01-19-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint.

Masterbeatty · 01-19-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint.

Sounds like someone had a bad day talking to the insurance people again.

kenchan · 01-19-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Sounds like someone had a bad day talking to the insurance people again.

lol!

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Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Flint is what happens when Detroit pounds 15 beers and spots Cleveland looking all hot and skanky, so he then smokes a little (actually a lot) of PCP to take the edge off and viciously rapes and dishevels Cleveland while at the same time impregnating her. After Detroit leaves to go steal copper from Green bay (the Ned Flanders of cities) Cleveland decides due to her religious upbringing she can't abort little Flint even though she knows the doomspawn she hatches from her stank crevice will surely be the mother of all train wrecks. She also can't give up her crippling crack cocaine addiction which she supplies by giving rim jobs to various other cities (mostly Philadelphia). This crack addiction leads to the birth of the malformed dumpster baby we know today as Flint. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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