The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) 21

Masterbeatty · 01-15-2016, 01:37 PM

I love when telemarketers call, I am the biggest badest person to deal with after we are both on the do not call list.

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

I love when telemarketers call, I am the biggest badest person to deal with after we are both on the do not call list.

i just ask him if he wants pots stickers with his faking order. lol

Masterbeatty · 01-15-2016, 01:43 PM

Same thing goes for people knocking on your door selling things in a non-solicitor communities. In san diego I would tell them to hold a sec, then I would call security. then go back out and have them give their entire speal on what they are selling to stall until security told them to leave the property. Or if I was in a good mood I would lay into them right there and then call security afterwards when the left with their tail between their legs. I paid way too much money in rent to be bothered by mofo's selling overpriced organic meat and stuff.

Leingod · 01-15-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Same thing goes for people knocking on your door selling things in a non-solicitor communities. In san diego I would tell them to hold a sec, then I would call security. then go back out and have them give their entire speal on what they are selling to stall until security told them to leave the property. Or if I was in a good mood I would lay into them right there and then call security afterwards when the left with their tail between their legs. I paid way too much money in rent to be bothered by mofo's selling overpriced organic meat and stuff.

4 years ago..

Jehova: *knocks on my door
Me: What?
Jehova: Hello good sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Are you selling cookies?
Jehova; No, I want to talk to you about relig...
Me: Hold on a sec. *Yells to Dad* Hey, where's the kitten we are using for the sacrifice tonight?
Dad: In the back. I have it died up with a garden hose.
Me: *talking back to the Jehova again* Tell you what. Come back tonight. I'll show you how I practice my religion and you can explain yours to me. Deal?
Jehova: No thank you. Have a good day.

Haven't been bothered since.....

njobe89 · 01-15-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

4 years ago..

Jehova: *knocks on my door
Me: What?
Jehova: Hello good sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Are you selling cookies?
Jehova; No, I want to talk to you about relig...
Me: Hold on a sec. *Yells to Dad* Hey, where's the kitten we are using for the sacrifice tonight?
Dad: In the back. I have it died up with a garden hose.
Me: *talking back to the Jehova again* Tell you what. Come back tonight. I'll show you how I practice my religion and you can explain yours to me. Deal?
Jehova: No thank you. Have a good day.

Haven't been bothered since.....

my co-worker is a jehova witness and they actually have registry's. where if you do something stupid like that they put you on the non contact list and you're not bothered anymore.

that topic came about when i asked him what would happen if i answered naked lol

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

that topic came about when i asked him what would happen if i answered naked lol

i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance =>

Leingod · 01-15-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance =>

dats raycyst!

njobe89 · 01-15-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance =>

lol, i live out in the country. no one bothers you there, because they know you would get a gun in your face when they open the door lol

njobe89 · 01-15-2016, 02:11 PM

chanken

is it 15:30?

what do you know, it almost is lol

3 day weekend

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

chanken

is it 15:30?

what do you know, it almost is lol

3 day weekend

da fak's going on in here

double punch me after a week of freezing my ballz?

njobe89 · 01-15-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i do kinda worry if my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere and i need to go to some random house to ask for help.

probably shoot me first.

better hope you have your cellphone and you have reception

but that's why i always carry a gun with me in the car. never know what can happen.

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Originally Posted by kenchan

da fak's going on in here

double punch me after a week of freezing my ballz?

no freezing ballz here. going to go have nice warm coffee now lol

see ya tuesday

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 01:49 PM

yah, ever since putting my notice on my porch ip camera that they are being recorded and repeat solicitors's pictures and video will be sent to the authorities, they havent come back.. especially the girl dat sells religion. lol

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 01:54 PM

nothing against people's beliefs, but leave me the fak out of it.

kenchan · 01-15-2016, 02:01 PM

that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol

for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.

Leingod · 01-15-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol

for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.

I'm actually really starting to become impressed with Volvo's designs again also. Now maybe Toyota can make something interesting that isn't a group effort with some other manufacturer.

01-15-2016, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122868	I love when telemarketers call, I am the biggest badest person to deal with after we are both on the do not call list. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

01-15-2016, 01:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122868	Same thing goes for people knocking on your door selling things in a non-solicitor communities. In san diego I would tell them to hold a sec, then I would call security. then go back out and have them give their entire speal on what they are selling to stall until security told them to leave the property. Or if I was in a good mood I would lay into them right there and then call security afterwards when the left with their tail between their legs. I paid way too much money in rent to be bothered by mofo's selling overpriced organic meat and stuff. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

01-15-2016, 02:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
njobe89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2014 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,227 Drives: 2013 370z BS 6MT Rep Power: 174285	chanken is it 15:30? what do you know, it almost is lol 3 day weekend __________________ 2 plus 2 times 2 = ? ... hint, it's not 8 Stillen CBE, Stillen Gen 3, TP's, Uprev tuned - 324whp/264tq

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	yah, ever since putting my notice on my porch ip camera that they are being recorded and repeat solicitors's pictures and video will be sent to the authorities, they havent come back.. especially the girl dat sells religion. lol

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.