dude.

I farted....

today was a bad day in the office, I was dropping monster heat...

it was sooooooooo gross...

Because your azzz smells like EW:p

just 1000% raunchiness.....

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I've got some serious issues going on...

Im afraid some day one of my coworkers are gonna get a whiff, then i'll be super embarrassed...

not cool man, not cool...

I just got back from a mission to find some Christmas lights and failed. I failed so bad I got lost and when flipping a itch I scraped the crap out of my front bumper and right side exhaust tip. Rrrrrrrrr to top it off it was on a slope so one of my tires was off the ground and I was spinning both wheels in an effort to reverse to avoid scraping and then to top it off my other half felt the need to held me out by telling me I was burning out and to not reverse and go toward. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

suck it up duuuuuuuuuuude

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I stopped being embarrassed when I joined the navy 11 hrs ago. Lol. Now I have no shame even in the grocery store. I just tell my wife to keep walking even though we just passed what we were looking for. Lol

I heart battlefield hardline.

I heart pants

And...

Joe

:eekdance: hang in there~!

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dude.

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painus...

jimmmmmmmmmmmmy Fallonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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son what is brown streak in yo underwear?

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dooookie.

Greetings from the Gold Strike casino. So far, I'm down only $30. Of course, that's exactly how much I've wagered. Took funds from my Z account for this trip, so its a good thing I've already paid for my new wheels. Tomorrow's results will determine whether I treat myself to Michelin PSSs or recapped Uniroyals.

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Greetings from my home office in Sacramento, CA.

Happy Saturday!!!

dude.

here's a rep from the fart king himself--eastwest

no.

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