GF's mom drives 2 civics.....

you drive a civic, are you her mom :confused: :confused:

I don't understand her logic. She owns a 2011 EX and a 2012 LX. Same colors. Her son now drives the EX. But I mean...whyyyy?? She's also adamant about only letting the stealership charge her $40 for oil changes. $400 for new brakes? No problem!

I have issues with people like that. Idc if you are 70+. Do some damn research and realize a Honda Element is junk. I call ******** on old people who won't use a smartphone because "it's complicated and I can't learn". No, you're set in your old world ways that died a millennium ago.

Or you're a hot teen blonde driving a Scion TC because it's "cute"

I hate my life because of it. T-minus 11 months until lease is done!! I'm thinking leasing a Volvo S60 next.

lol lein the civic man.

dealerships exist a lot in part because of women and them allowing the dealership to charge so much lol

Past 2 GF's i've had to walk in with because they were getting gouged like crazy from the sales guy. Her mom and her went to look at the Versa she now owns. They started at 16k and wouldn't move after being talking down to 15k. GF calls me asking if that's a good deal. I show up and waste everyones time screwing with the dealer. I got it down to 13.2k and free oil changes for a year.

But her mom and herself literally had no clue how to negotiate. People are way to naive and gullible.

and DON'T YOU DARE show me some halfassed article from Road and Driver showing Hondas as being the only cars without recalls or worrisome parts. I'll call out your Takata airbag ******** quicker than you can sell Grandma a new Odyssey.

Kernchan logic

Step 1: Don't buy Civic
Step 2: Buy IS
Step 3: RC IS
Step 4: Diet Pepsi

OnZ logic:

Step 1: Stuck in airport
Step 2: Flog Maxima
Step 3: Don't own Civic
Step 4: Free paint fixes

Gale Logic:

Step 1: Turbo allz cars!!
Step 2: enter car shows
Step 3: win $500
Step 4: bigger turbo!

Pints logic:

Step 1: Sell Z
Step 2: Haz kiddo
Step 3: Invest in Wheels
Step 4: Slammed Coozy Koupe!

Jobes Logic:

Step 1: DD Z
Step 2: Never wash
Step 3: E85
Step 4: corn

EW Logic:

Step 1: Painus
Step 2: Anus
Step 3: Swollen
Step 4: Colon

Madwis Logic:

Step 1: 4 day weekend
Step 2: QD Z
Step 3: Video games
Step 4: Buy more MF towels

Roof logic:

Step 1: Breakfast time
Step 2: Lunch Time
Step 3: Dinner time
Step 4: lunch time

Clifford Logic:

Step 1: 100 pushups
Step 2: 200 crunches
Step 3: 4 mile swim
Step 4: God bless all

Jars logic:

Step 1: Dealership fix single rock chip
Step 2: dealership fixes same rock chip
Step 3: Dealership fixes new rock chip
Step 4: repeat

Good evening from Bucharest

Lol! I love your logic posts

Leon logic:

1. health insurance broke.
2. computer broke.
3. speaker broke.
4. wallet broke.

:ugh:

kenchan logic:

1. left foot hurts
2. win business
3. IS f-sport cash available
4. drive fit to work enduring pain...
5. drive rc car no foot pain :tup:

therefore, no need for IS :ugh:

im still not sure im going to be happy with the IS..

with my luck, as soon as i buy the car my left foot cures immediately and :facepalm: for buying an AT car... :ugh:

What's a coozy koupe?

mmmm.. :yum: my kid made me a nice samich for lunch.

definitely needs lowering kit. :mad:

:rofl2:

Turkey and guacamole on sourdough for me. :yum:

Kenchan Logic:

1. Where do I live?
2. Cant drive two of my cars because foot broke
3. I troll
4. RC cars rock!

Good afternoon everybody!

Ugh.... re-doing drywall sucks! I was a pale white this morning from finishing my garage. Now time to work.

I need to keep up on my daily posts.

Last night we had our first frost of the year, it also marked the first day we turned on our heater.

I'm wondering around the office putting googly eyes on everything I see

hey it's almost 15:30... i'm out of here

Your gf's mom's so fat... She drives 2 Civics? :ugh:

Fixed. :p

I wonder when I travel to places like Arkansas, where the denizens have a particular way of speaking, do the people here think I have an accent?

Yes. When I went to SoCal, people instantly recognized me as having a NY accent. Not a NYC/brooklyn/Jersey accent. Just my tone was different. They had a relaxed and mellow tone to words. Mine were a little more high strung and quicker.

Otherwise, maybe 1 or 2 words were pronounced differently.

I have no accent.

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