The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII

Leingod

Girlfriend dragged me to Woodbury outlets on our way back home. I literally hate society right now. I'm in the minority for English speakers. Nobody can walk in a straight line. And I watched a mother let her 5 yr old take a shite right in the center aisle of a LaCoste.

Btw, wtf is LaCoste anyways?

I literally saw a line of people waiting to get into Burberry. If I wanted to wait in line, I'd go to Disney and ride test track more times than that line was moving. People astound me. Who seriously finds it enjoyable to stand in line in a crowded plaza to get into a store to buy over priced crap. Fujimura parts for our cars are CHEAPER than a single tank top from most of these stores. Now excuse me while I go into a mental rage of pushing myself through a sea of Asians with no common courtesies and muricans driving wheelchairs.

/rant

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