I like to set the bar really low, so I can just step over it... :ugh2:

"What do you hope to accomplish today?"

Well, maybe have another cup of coffee. Perhaps a nap...

"What are your long-term goals?"

Well, I'm pretty set on not dying for a while.

I can arrange that :tup:

https://www.crownawards.com/StoreFro...in_Trophy.prod

Pick the insert you want. I am leaning towards CROSSED FLAGS or RACING THEME, but there are a bunch to choose from. Also, pick whether you want a gloss or glitter dome over the insert. And then the text. Three lines up to 40 characters free (additional letters $0.10 each).

Text or PM me your choices :tiphat:

I've got $30 in Wally World gift cards and they're having a sale on detailing supplies ^_^

Seems like a tripping hazard to me. I usually just toss it out of the way :icon17:

i set a trap in my apartment long time ago as i suspected the management was waltzing in/out without telling me while i was at work. :mad:

it was a string tied low to my lamp stand and the other end to a leg of my desk.

sure enough i come home the lamp was not positioned the same way. :ugh:
walked over to management the next morning, they said they had to fix something with the plumbing.

yah right. without notice? :ugh2: f -u

then i forgot i set the trap and i walked right into it a few days later... :ugh:

:icon18:

:woot: You have an incoming text!

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

In my annual performance reviews, in the section called "Major Accomplishments this Year", I always write:

I did not kill anyone.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

:yawn:

damn :postwhore:s

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

dude.

:icon08:

taylor gourmet sandwiches.... :yum::yum:

I feel like a taffyapple...:ugh:

feeling.... :yawn::yawn:

im in need of an ice cold corona... :ugh::ugh:

Everyone drinks landshark here :ugh2:

In other news, EW doesn't sound like you think he would on the phone. :icon17:

He actually sounds halfway intelligent on the phone. Go figure. :icon17:

:iagree: I thought I was being pranked.

I sorta want to call just to see how this turns out.

I simply imagined a disgruntled gov't employee saying "YEEEAAAaaaaa" constantly while screaming like Van Halen.

:rofl2:

nuttin but love for Dee :tup:

:icon08:

It's past 4:30....

WHY AM I STILL HERE!?!?!?!

Morning everyone! :hello: TGIF! 11 hrs 23 minutes until the weekend starts! http://www.11points.com/images/animatedgifs/7upspot.gif

hey there, madwi. :hello:

mang i wish today was friday! :mad: im fikken done bs'ing at work. :mad:

I tell you what, this has been one of those weeks :icon14:
If I drank alcohol it would be beer thirty at 7:30 a.m. tomorrow! :icon17:

I think a few hours cleaning the car up and then some cruising is in order this weekend. I might take a nice day trip out to Grand Haven, right on Lake Michigan. :driving:

nice~! :tup:

yah, supposed to be a short week yet my bosses are making it feel like F-KING month! :mad:

:mad:

I think I might have to work from home later tonight if it stays quiet. I should be able to get most of my work done in an hour or two tops. I want to kill 10 hours in my lazyboy not this office chair :rofl2:

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then its :postwhore: time!! :rock:

:rock:

http://forum.com2us.com/core/image.p...ine=1418209879

What if I poke and stance my offset? Good as factory right? Handling like a go-cart?

I think it's a Pagani issue fleshlight.

One year write something else.... then the next year go back to "I did not kill anyone".