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Ice cold corona with lime IN hand....
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Good morning!!!
Pulling out the Boeing 757 in 240 minutes... |
morning all
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I will give you a pass today. Just today. Daahhhhh© |
Morning everyone. :hello:
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A father walked into a restaurant with his young son. He gave the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy started choking, going blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the nickels and started slapping him on the back. The boy coughed up two of the nickels, but kept choking. Looking at his son, the father panicked and shouted for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking lady, in a blue business suit sat at a coffee bar, reading a newspaper and sipped a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter, got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the lady carefully dropped his pants, took hold of the boy's testicles and started to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and, then, ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the last nickel, which the lady deftly caught in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the lady handed the nickel to the father and walked back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he was sure his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushed to the lady and thanked her saying, ‘I have never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?’ ‘No,’ the lady replied. ‘I am with the I.R.S.’ |
Goodam, everyone! :hello:
Pulling out my Z in 5. :p |
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Oh, Rep freely everyone.
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Morning everyone. Hope your day is going exactly like you wanted. With any luck I'm getting some rain any minute which will be a good excuse to now mow the yard. :icon17: |
Cold here and looking like rain. I was hoping to work out in the garage but I am warm and comfy in my lazyboy :icon17:
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:hello: Good morning Dudes! :hello: I am going to head into the city to purchase a new phone. After I return home, i'll spend the day in the garage. I might clean the windows on the house too. The weather looks nice today. |
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Train for me this week. |
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:rofl2: that sounds me like 30yrs ago. did NOT want to mow pop's lawn. :mad: Quote:
wheew, got back from motoring my Z. :D was a good drive. qd'ed afterwards. :p |
now enjoying an icy cold diet pepsi on the rocks in hand... in my music room. :D
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Greetings from Cairo. I rode a camel today
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FAK, one of my mf detailing towels were left in the drier and i put regular cloths in there with softener and ran it. :shakes head:
the towel is now officially dead for car use, so going to use it on my rc stuff. ordered a set of 3 speedshine towels. :tup: (i saw plush on both sides like the carwash towels :excited: ) |
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wait, its not wednesday yet? :confused: :p |
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Orioles winning 8-3! top of the 7th
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Greetings from Fayetteville, AR.
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Motored my RC cars :tup: and crashed one of them.. :ugh:
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