Tomorrow I'm going to my favorite strip club
 

I posted about it in my last forum. I & many there had fun with it.

It's a very nice clean no booze place. No booze in N.Y.S. means that it can be an all nudy club.

I fell in love with a new girl. She's 20, a bit old for me. When there's love, sometimes you have to compromise ;)

I don't get it, you mean if it's a strip club you can't drink?
You need to come here. :ugh2:

:wtf2:

Kind of young are you?

Adding strip club visit to my bucket list

In N.Y.S. it's the law
 

Booze the bottoms have to stay on, no booze, all nude is ok.

I'm 65 but look 63
 

I guess I should be able to live with her being 20 :yum:

This was a fun thread for va while on the 350z site
 

Till a mod flipped out or just got jealous :icon17:

Let me know when you're coming to Toronto. I'll help you cross that off your bucket list. :tup:

Toronto???
 

Is there a shortage of strip clubs in North America. :confused:

Will do! I'll be visiting alcheng some time in April or May, maybe we can all meet up

I'm sorry pal BUT
 

if I had to put a visit to a strip club in my bucket list, I would shoot myself, or OD on anti depressants. :eek:

No, I just haven't heard of a Nudie bar not serving alcohol before like previously mentioned. It's full Monty here. I don't want XIP to be disappointed with his first Strip club experience. :happydance:

You got me there :)

:tup:

Its an old rule that goes along with selling liquor.

In NYS if you sell liquor = nipples must be covered with pasties and girl must wear some bottom attire.

In certain clubs they get around the law by only serving POP and Candy = totally nude.

Same thing here in Vegas, totally nude = no liquor

Just don't sell yourself instead of the stripper selling their body, LOL although some cougar strippers might want all of that. :inoutroflpuke:

Not in Portland! Red bull vodka+cooters n nips= a damn good time!

Vancouver has some of the best girls in their strip clubs :tup:

Just got back from the strip club
 

This is getting weird. She's 20, her boyfriend is 19 and I'm 65.

Next week on her day off, she's coming over my house.

:confused: wtf? You think I know what I'm doing or what's going on?

:icon14:

Wow, this fuckin guy, you may be balls to the wall crazy, but shít, if you're getting 20 year old stoppers to your place when you're 65 :tiphat:

I'm 23 and can't get any regular 20 year old to come over, lol

thanks BUT
 

I've got a big bulge in my pants. Full of hundreds:( She's a stripper you know. So I can't really take the credit.

Fixed, I call them that anyways, oh, and TMI, lol

You ruind it for me
 

I talked myself into thinking that she was a nice girl who liked my mature wisdom ...

What does TMI stand for? Just in case she asks.

There's a problem-can use some help
 

She lost her driver's license(tickets). So I said I'll pick her up, then drive her back home. Her answer was fine but my boyfriend will be home & I'll have to tell him something. When I asked doesn't he work? She said yes, part time from the house, he sells OxyContin.

Not wanting to look stupid or sound old, I didn't ask what it was, so I just nodded my head.

Is he like home on the internet selling some cloths????

Some info from younger cooler members would be helpful.....

maybe this will help? I offered her hundreds of dollars
 

She asked me if I could pay for her ACA ins. instead ????

I felt bad, but I just had to tell her that I couldn't afford that :(

Mods, just kidding...:icon17:

It's a pain relief medicine.

All this talk about strippers and hookers and not one picture! :mad:

Orange county N.Y ? or California ???
 

It's cold and the roads are icy. I'm stuck in the house :) Not at the pick state yet.

He's in CA.


TMI means too much information.
OxyContin is like stronger Vicodin, probably one of the most abused drugs.


And c'mon dammit, we need pics of the stripper!!! (Please for the love of god no díck in them)

:iagree: lol

Orange County N.Y. is like 25 minutes from me, so CA is good.

A couple of weeks ago I found out(they posted) that I had a few friends here in Orange county N.Y. I asked them very nicely, like pretty please not to post about me. They stopped, so I'd like to take this opportunity to thank them. Thank you :icon14:

It's way to early for picks of the girls, as far as the second part, after a girl said to me "you call that a d1ck"? I stopped taking pictures :( :facepalm:

No shortage here in Vegas, but after a certain age they just don't appeal to you I will go to strip clubs with the wife when she is in the mood but otherwise they just aren't fun. You can spend a grand easy and not get anything, at least out here you can jump over the mountains and have a sure deal.

Come on now, even at 65 you know what OxyContin is............You probably are a rush fan and followed his whole undoing. More likely you are taking it from some of your posts! :tiphat:

A grand $$$
 

Here you can get a village for that amount.:icon17:

When I was married, my wife & I never went to a strip club. I brought the girls (strip club) home for her :eek:

I would answer you if
 

I knew what the h*ll you are talking about. :confused:

want to thank you for your company & participation on this cold icy night
 

but now its time for me to go watch FOX news :p

Tazicon-just kidding...

OK I'm having a problem
 

Spoke to her today & I think with her boyfriend staying/being home everyday is presenting a problem. Not sure what she said(over phone) but felt like he wanted to meet me, or watch us???? Just not sure what's going on/going to happen. I did ask if he had a young sister & maybe have her watch????

I'm going to see her in person tomorrow night. Just have to clear this up. Then again she was silent when I mentioned his sister :p

Maybe :confused:

Maybe Wed. night I'll have some more news & sense of what's going on, going to happen..... Will post then.....

do they allow you to take pictures in strip clubs?

The 350z site wanted a face to my posts so I posted a bunch of picks. I tried but was not permitted to take picks of the girls at the club. This is not(I hope:) do anything for you, but I had a girl take my picture by the pool table. SORRY.

Now out of the club ? I had a thing there last year with another girl. Posted about it on the 350z site. After/if I straighten out the situation that I don't seem to have a grip on it now, I'll try & take/post some good picks then.