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semtex 03-10-2009 01:40 PM

My new shift knob *possibly NSFW*
 
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Okay, so I got kinda bored today and decided to make myself a rather unique shift knob, just as a joke. Well, it started off that way at least. Now I'm finding it to be rather therapeutic. You guys know what Booby Balls are, right? My wife gave me a couple a few years back, and I decided to make a shift knob out of one of them. Here are the warped results. (Did I mention that I was bored?)

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1236710208

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1236710082

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teAgypeikU8

:driving::driving::driving::driving::driving:

M.Bonanni 03-10-2009 02:03 PM

:roflpuke2:

Chupacabra 03-10-2009 02:09 PM

oh man that made my day. i need to go and make one of these, see if the rush hour becomes a more pleasurable experience.

arcticreaver 03-10-2009 02:30 PM

ahahahahahahahahaahaha

kustomZ 03-10-2009 02:54 PM

I predict the syncro-rev will be worn out on your car in a year.:rofl2:

nogoodname 03-10-2009 02:55 PM

funny guy....lol

!xoible 03-10-2009 03:46 PM

nice! is it fake or real? lol

epod86 03-10-2009 04:16 PM

WTF? That's a first, on so many levels.

kgreen 03-10-2009 05:13 PM

funniest post/pic on this forum!!

StLRedrider 03-10-2009 05:24 PM

Can you imagine shifting with a double d?

chubbs 03-10-2009 05:51 PM

The nipple is too big/protruding, the areola is way too dark and basically the whole unit would be too large for my smallish hands, but in general terms it's a good idea. Did you copyright it yet?

If you're go into production, will you be doing a puffy nipple version?

semtex 03-10-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubbs (Post 41988)
The nipple is too big/protruding, the areola is way too dark and basically the whole unit would be too large for my smallish hands, but in general terms it's a good idea. Did you copyright it yet?

If you're go into production, will you be doing a puffy nipple version?

Puffy nipple version? After you just complained that the nipple is too big? :p

LiftedCracker 03-10-2009 06:00 PM

Best shifter EVER!!!

kustomZ 03-10-2009 06:47 PM

So do you twist the nipple for nitrous?

DIGItonium 03-10-2009 07:41 PM

What a t!tty twister... :ugh:

HA! I wouldn't want to imagine what you're getting for your wife. Tee hee!! :-)

ssqpolo 03-10-2009 08:17 PM

:roflpuke2:
funniest **** ever!!! i need to get me one! :bowrofl:
push the secret nipple NOS button!!!

frost 03-10-2009 08:19 PM

I saw the title of the thread, and was like "how can a shifter be nsfw?" ta da!

Supergoji 03-10-2009 10:43 PM

this is EPIC.

BurntGauge 03-11-2009 05:33 AM

Wait guys, so you know the converse of this is...a woman will have a dildo shift knob.

LOL

bullitt5897 03-11-2009 08:03 AM

Ben you have got to bring that this weekend!!!! LOL I am at work and I had to keep from laughing now my face and stomach hurt lol

BanningZ 03-11-2009 11:26 AM

Workin' the nipple a bit much there. Gentle now they're not toys. :D

Black kNight 03-11-2009 02:53 PM

hahahahahaha

epod86 03-11-2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurntGauge (Post 42233)
Wait guys, so you know the converse of this is...a woman will have a dildo shift knob.

LOL

Actually, that was my first thought for the easiest NSFW shifter. I mean, come on, who hasn't heard that double entendre? then i looked at the author and did a :wtf2:

I still haven't figured out why i clicked on it after that.

Frick@DDM 03-11-2009 07:24 PM

:bowrofl: Wow that is hilarious!

OMGWTFBBQ 03-13-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurntGauge (Post 42233)
Wait guys, so you know the converse of this is...a woman will have a dildo shift knob.

LOL

Yeah. They already have that. It's called the Mugen Shift Knob. It doesn't vibrate though. :ughdance:


http://www.shopresponse.com/mugen_shift_knob_gold.jpg

http://image.hondatuningmagazine.com..._knob_view.jpg

SoCal 370Z 03-13-2009 02:32 PM

Semtex, I am awaiting your Fogina cover solution.

epod86 03-13-2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCal 370Z (Post 43286)
Semtex, I am awaiting your Fogina cover solution.

Should people start practicing safe key insertion?

There are all kinds of double entendres for "keeping the key in your pocket."

zZSportZz 03-15-2009 10:29 PM

OMFG...you win at the internet.

HIL-freaking-ARIOUS!!

CBRich 06-10-2009 07:40 PM

Can't have it. Could be caught in some jeopardizing positions.

k20z3 06-10-2009 08:29 PM

You know how to work that titty HAHHAHAHA

kannibul 06-10-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 42080)
I saw the title of the thread, and was like "how can a shifter be nsfw?" ta da!

I was thinking more "man" part shaped.

This was way better...

Forrest 06-11-2009 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubbs (Post 41988)
The nipple is too big/protruding, the areola is way too dark and basically the whole unit would be too large for my smallish hands, but in general terms it's a good idea. Did you copyright it yet?

If you're go into production, will you be doing a puffy nipple version?

im calling you out!

nipple is to big? thats like a vagina thats too tight.

Areola too dark? every thing comes in every shape size, whats wrong with you man!

the whole goal is for them to be bigger than your hands! hehe

btw im just playing with you, no real hate going on. but still your complaint sounded very odd hehe.

kannibul 06-11-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forrest (Post 88810)
im calling you out!

nipple is to big? thats like a vagina thats too tight.

Areola too dark? every thing comes in every shape size, whats wrong with you man!

the whole goal is for them to be bigger than your hands! hehe

btw im just playing with you, no real hate going on. but still your complaint sounded very odd hehe.

I don't know man, I've seen some chicks that have 1" tall (or taller!) nipples

semtex 06-11-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannibul (Post 89077)
I don't know man, I've seen some chicks that have 1" tall (or taller!) nipples

Wow. You could play 'Whack-a-Mole' with them!

vater 06-11-2009 03:38 PM

does it feel like a bag of sand?

semtex 06-11-2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vater (Post 89087)
does it feel like a bag of sand?

What, the Booby Ball? No, it's made of silicone. They're made with the same stuff used for RealDolls. In fact, BoobyBalls are made by RealDoll.

Forrest 06-11-2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannibul (Post 89077)
I don't know man, I've seen some chicks that have 1" tall (or taller!) nipples

i have to say it but, it woudlnt slow me down at all lol

g96818 06-12-2009 01:21 AM

where's the nipple ring?

Josh@STILLEN 06-12-2009 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex (Post 89089)
What, the Booby Ball? No, it's made of silicone. They're made with the same stuff used for RealDolls. In fact, BoobyBalls are made by RealDoll.

Where the f did this thread come from? Never saw it, but back from forum legacy!

Too funny..

Yet your knowledge on 'prosthetics' is a little.. um.. 'real'???

Josh@STILLEN 06-12-2009 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vater (Post 89087)
does it feel like a bag of sand?

I think others missed the reference.. but I didn't.. keep the faith..

"so is it true that if you don't use it... you lose it?"


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