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ferrari_rich 02-05-2010 04:12 PM

50+ hp performance chip nissan 370z 2009
 
I just found this on Ebay. $10 ? Is this b*****it or is it for real?

PERFORMANCE CHIP NISSAN 370Z 2009 : eBay Motors (item 290399336460 end time Feb-05-10 23:45:48 PST)

vipor 02-05-2010 04:15 PM

I want one!!!!! gimme gimme!

(IBTL)

phelan 02-05-2010 04:16 PM

it's crap.

see: http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-g...-mod-ever.html

also:
Quote:

"scam. dont buy this piece of @!#$. decreases gas and preformance and is a wire"
also ibtl!

bluestyle55 02-05-2010 04:19 PM

That looks like total ********. 50+ tq, yea right. 12-15 more mpg...impossible.

blinkme323 02-05-2010 04:24 PM

You are joking, right?

puckshaw 02-05-2010 04:37 PM

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/741/simpsonsz.gif

NYBladeZ 02-05-2010 04:41 PM

wow that'd be the cheapest 50hp I ever got!

DIGItonium 02-05-2010 04:42 PM

Funny how some people gave him positive feedback after receiving his product and admit they have not tried it yet.

vipor 02-05-2010 04:42 PM

What about STICKERS!?!

theDreamer 02-05-2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 389177)
What about STICKERS!?!

Nah, stickers are only 25whp.

vipor 02-05-2010 04:49 PM

aw :(

ChrisSlicks 02-05-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIGItonium (Post 389176)
Funny how some people gave him positive feedback after receiving his product and admit they have not tried it yet.

What's even funnier is people that seemed to think that it did make an improvement.

phelan 02-05-2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisSlicks (Post 389191)
What's even funnier is people that seemed to think that it did make an improvement.

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tranceformer 02-05-2010 06:31 PM

I can help you with install if you like:

1. Start car.
2. Accelerate to 60mph and maintain speed.
3. Lower window and toss the chip out of the car.
4. Continue driving.

Install complete.

FuszNissan 02-05-2010 06:44 PM

LOL...some people believe everything they read.

frost 02-05-2010 06:53 PM

I bought two, got 100 hp. Then I painted them yellow, 500 hp.

nogoodname 02-05-2010 06:54 PM

what... another chip thread......lol

FuszNissan 02-05-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 389317)
I bought two, got 100 hp. Then I painted them yellow, 500 hp.

:bowrofl:

I was just about to say you can use 2 for twice the powaaa

Xan 02-05-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Our performance modules tune your vehicle's engine to run at stoichiometric levels
Nice way to blow up your engine when you put in under high load....

spearfish25 02-05-2010 09:02 PM

I bought a chip from them that I put in my Nikon camera. Now it shoots 60 frames a second.

Minicobra1 02-05-2010 09:06 PM

If you take out your motor, you will save a bunch of weight. I hear that reducing weight can give you more speed. :tup:

frost 02-05-2010 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xan (Post 389330)
Nice way to blow up your engine when you put in under high load....

I chipped my pekingese, turned him into a rottweiler.

Minicobra1 02-05-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 389593)
I chipped my pekingese, turned him into a rottweiler.

I had my rottweiler de-tuned, he was running to much boost, now he's a cocker spaniel.

frost 02-05-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minicobra1 (Post 389600)
I had my rottweiler de-tuned, he was running to much boost, now he's a cocker spaniel.

did you blow the floorboard out of your rotti and fry his piston rings?

spearfish25 02-05-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 389602)
did you blow the floorboard out of your rotti and fry his piston rings?

oooooph, this thread is deteriorating fast... Pretty soon it will be NSFW.

Xan 02-05-2010 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spearfish25 (Post 389639)
oooooph, this thread is deteriorating fast... Pretty soon it will be NSFW.

Yes, strange it started with such a good opening post... :rofl2:

FuszNissan 02-05-2010 10:24 PM

Ibtl

frost 02-05-2010 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spearfish25 (Post 389639)
oooooph, this thread is deteriorating fast... Pretty soon it will be NSFW.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xan (Post 389664)
Yes, strange it started with such a good opening post... :rofl2:

Yeah, "deteriorating" suggests there was something good to begin with.

CrownR426 02-05-2010 10:27 PM

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ZKindaGuy 02-05-2010 11:03 PM

I wonder if thiis is the same company that advertises the Hurricane "supercharger" for $12.00 which is nothing more than a fan that is inserted into the air intake hose and it spins from the incoming air to vortex the air into the intake. They claimed 50 HP gains from that POS as well.

g96818 02-06-2010 12:31 AM

i'm selling some decals, each decal adds 1 hp, how many can i put u down for?

fairladyZ34 02-06-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by g96818 (Post 389735)
i'm selling some decals, each decal adds 1 hp, how many can i put u down for?

ill take them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B1nks 02-06-2010 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 389156)
I want one!!!!! gimme gimme!

(IBTL)

wtf does IBTL stand for ?:icon14:

schrack150 02-06-2010 01:48 AM

in before the lock........ i think these people get good reviews by making the buyer leave good feedback before they give you a refund
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Z1Performance 02-06-2010 02:18 PM

what does the little man inside you say? always listen to the little man

370zdub 02-06-2010 02:34 PM

Stacked chips FTW!

fairlady_Z 03-29-2010 05:39 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Here's my "yellow" performance chip. Guaranteed to give you extra "gas"!
PM me for orders & I'll even sell it for half-price = $5 !

JACKPAC 03-29-2010 06:22 PM

Thread from the dead, baby!!

Chriz 03-29-2010 06:42 PM

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...DeadThread.jpg

Snakes709 03-29-2010 06:43 PM

I do have to say 99.9% of these things are total bs. But not all are way out in left field. Anyone that owns a Kawi Ninja will know a thing called a "jumper mod" I seen it somewheres on ebay that you can buy the "kit" which is one piece that they sold for $2.00 and was proven to give 5hp on the bike. Its also a known mod on the forums as well which i did. All you do is buy a quick connector and connect 2 wires to each other and it tricks the ECU and gives you abit of hp increase and smoother rpm runs.


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