I think a Pterodactyl crapped on my car

douglaslperry · 08-12-2010, 01:45 PM

I walked into my garage this morning and looked over in horror to see a baseball sized bird crap on my passenger door. It looked to be a quarter inch thick and hard as caked on mud.

Sorry I have no pictures because I was too frantic to get the *crap* off that I completely forgot. Though I don't think you really wanted to see them anyway....

It took me 15 minutes of soaking and careful rubbing to get it off without totally screwing up my paint. Grrrrrrrr.....

Anyway, I am going to clay bar and re-wax the door in hopes that the stain that I see will go away.

Where's my shotgun, I'm going bird hunting......

BeachZTT · 08-12-2010, 01:52 PM

That is Pcrazy! (sorry, it's been a very long day!) I hope it doesn't leave any permanent damage.

JACKPAC · 08-12-2010, 01:54 PM

I Phope it comes Poff!!

Lemers · 08-12-2010, 01:59 PM

PI PHope Pthe Ppaint Pis Pok

Cmike2780 · 08-12-2010, 02:02 PM

Pcome Pon Pguys, Pbe Pserious!

pty370z · 08-12-2010, 02:23 PM

I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package.

It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included.

Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird...

douglaslperry · 08-12-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pty370z

I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package.

It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included.

Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird...

I would definitely buy one of those

and yes Pterodactyl is spelled with a silent P at the front, I have no clue why, but your comments are great

BeachZTT · 08-13-2010, 06:52 AM

Wow, this went down hill fast.

+1 for spelling

On a serious note, let us know how your clear coat cleans up.

Mt Tam I am · 08-13-2010, 10:01 AM

Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC.

spearfish25 · 08-13-2010, 10:30 AM

^your avatar makes me nervous

BeachZTT · 08-13-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC.

I have a new bottle sitting in my garage but haven't had time to apply it.

ZedZed · 08-13-2010, 12:53 PM

Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it

Cmike2780 · 08-13-2010, 03:26 PM

This is why BB guns were invented. Just eat the birds afterward so its not animal cruelty.

tjlazer · 08-13-2010, 04:03 PM

one time me and my ex went out for dinner and when we came back it looked like 100 birds decided to poop on her car. It was covered all over with bird sh!t! I was like WTF!!! I dread that ever happening to my Z!

Tronchaser · 08-13-2010, 07:19 PM

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08-12-2010, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
douglaslperry Base Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 48 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z Blue Rep Power: 15	I think a Pterodactyl crapped on my car I walked into my garage this morning and looked over in horror to see a baseball sized bird crap on my passenger door. It looked to be a quarter inch thick and hard as caked on mud. Sorry I have no pictures because I was too frantic to get the crap off that I completely forgot. Though I don't think you really wanted to see them anyway.... It took me 15 minutes of soaking and careful rubbing to get it off without totally screwing up my paint. Grrrrrrrr..... Anyway, I am going to clay bar and re-wax the door in hopes that the stain that I see will go away. Where's my shotgun, I'm going bird hunting...... __________________ Check out my aviation thriller "Lost in the Sky" on amazon.com - 09 370Z Blue with automatic

08-12-2010, 01:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
BeachZTT Track Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 746 Drives: '10 BC ZR T/S/Nav Rep Power: 16	That is Pcrazy! (sorry, it's been a very long day!) I hope it doesn't leave any permanent damage. __________________ '10 ZR Black Cherry Sport/Touring/Nav, Swift Springs, Stillen G3s, 15mm-F 20mm-R Spacers, SPC, Spoiler Solutions Rear Wing, Stubby Antenna

08-12-2010, 01:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	PI PHope Pthe Ppaint Pis Pok __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-12-2010, 02:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 28	Pcome Pon Pguys, Pbe Pserious! __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

08-12-2010, 02:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
pty370z Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 654 Drives: over the speed limit Rep Power: 17	I'm still waiting for car manufacturers to start offering the anti-bird package. It would be nice to have SAM (surface-to-air missiles) Launchers included. Bird flies near by, BOOM, no more bird... __________________ 2010 Solid Red 370Z * *Touring-Sport-6MT Black Interior Performance:** STILLEN * BERK * UR * MISHIMOTO * K&N * Z1 * ZSPEED * UPREV * DBA Interior: GT-R Red Start/Stop Button * MSA Floor Mats * PW:JDM Exterior: INGS+1 * SEIBON * FUJIMURA * PW:JDM * UAM * KICS * VOLK

08-12-2010, 01:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
JACKPAC Track Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 516 Drives: MB 370z Rep Power: 16	I Phope it comes Poff!!

08-13-2010, 06:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
BeachZTT Track Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 746 Drives: '10 BC ZR T/S/Nav Rep Power: 16	Wow, this went down hill fast. +1 for spelling On a serious note, let us know how your clear coat cleans up. __________________ '10 ZR Black Cherry Sport/Touring/Nav, Swift Springs, Stillen G3s, 15mm-F 20mm-R Spacers, SPC, Spoiler Solutions Rear Wing, Stubby Antenna

08-13-2010, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mt Tam I am A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: California Posts: 10,709 Drives: 370Z T/S/N 6MT & XKE Rep Power: 3842	Last weekend I put an acrylic (Klasse) on my Z in hopes of minimizing such misadventures. I can not recommend it yet but in theory it sounds good. Best of luck. CC. __________________ "Does the carpet match the drapes? NO!!! I don't date bald women." Nissan Motorsports 34R Oil Cooler. Stillen CBE. Hotchkis Sport Sway Bars. KW Variant 3 Coilover System. Stillen Gen3 CAI. Michelin Pilot Super Sport. Stillen Brake Ducts. Carbotech™ XP10/XP8 Pads. Z1 Front Rotors. Z1 Stainless Brake Lines. Two degrees of camber

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08-13-2010, 12:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
ZedZed Base Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Belgium, Brussels Posts: 237 Drives: nothing Rep Power: 15	Find out where it lives and take a dump in its nest, see how it likes it

08-13-2010, 03:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 28	This is why BB guns were invented. Just eat the birds afterward so its not animal cruelty. __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

08-13-2010, 04:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
tjlazer A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tacoma Age: 52 Posts: 2,496 Drives: Z34, R35 Rep Power: 19	one time me and my ex went out for dinner and when we came back it looked like 100 birds decided to poop on her car. It was covered all over with bird sh!t! I was like WTF!!! I dread that ever happening to my Z! __________________ 2009 370Z Monterey Blue,Nismo Conversion,RE-11's, K&N Typhoon intakes,Blue Kickplates,Homelink,FI 18" CBE,ERZ HFCs,Hotchkis sways, Swift Spec-R, EVO-R Highwing, UPREV

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