Funny Car audio and electronics letter from early 1990's

[RonRizz]

This is a letter That was sent to the editor of Car audio and electronics magazine back in the early 1990's. I cut it out, and pasted it into a photo album that I have of some customers installs Just for giggles, and came across it today while going through some boxes.

To the editor:
My girlfriend Lynn and I have been together for a few years, and recently got engaged. I love her with all my heart, but lately she has been showing displeasure with the amount of time I have been spending with my car, and my newly installed stereo system. I've got a CD player, two 500 watt amplifiers, two twelve inch subs, and an amazing set of door speakers. This stereo really rocks!!
Unfortunately, she has told me that if I don't sell the car, she won't marry me, So tonight, I plan to spend the entire evening with my baby, but first she needs a wash and wax, and to Lynn.....Here's Bass in your eye!
Name withheld