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Originally Posted by Jeffblue
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity,so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl."
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A man in Nevada decides to find the best hooker available. He searches for hours, and when he finally finds the best, he calls her up.
He arrives at her hotel room, and he asks first, "How much for a handjob?" She says, "4000 dollars." Shocked, the man insists that it is well too expensive. The hooker takes him over to the window. "You see that pawn shop on the corner," she asks. "I own that pawn shop because of the profits of my handjobs alone." So, the man agrees to the fee, receives service, and is well satisfied.
He comes back the next week and asks, "How much for a blowjob?" The hooker says, "8000 dollars." She takes him to the window and points out a large bookstore. "You see that Barns & Noble? My mouth has earned me all the money necessary to buy and operate that bookstore." Once again, fee paid, service rendered, customer satisfied.
Months later, the man is back in town and decides to look her up again. Arriving in the room, he asks, "Ok, how much for vaginal sex?" She guides him to the window and points out a huge casino/hotel in the distance. Amazed, the man asks, "You bought that from just sex?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I bet I could if I didn't have a penis."