Originally Posted by nogoodname007

Pink
There are few pink cars out there, but they can be found. If you have a pink car you are super into JDM trends or you work for Mary Kay. Pink represents your ability to be bruised easily, and you have a tendency to heal very slowly. People will very seldom ride in your car, and will occasionally pretend not to know you. People laugh at you.

Brown
If you have a brown car that signifies that you are living in 1973. You have little to no taste in terms of aesthetics. You most likely have very few friends. You prefer polyester instead of the company of others. Similar to the color pink, People will laugh at you.