These have been making their way around the aviation-related forums.
The TSA: Providing gainful employment to sexual predators since 2009
Can’t see London, Can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
It’s not a grope; it’s a freedom pat.
If your lover is lacking in foreplay, come fly by us!
We always get to second base on the first date.
Security thru nudity!
We’ll touch you here, We’ll touch you there, We’ll even fondle your derriere
Hickory dickory dock, give us a chance and we’ll grab ur – you get the idea
Have a grope and a Smile
We rub you because we love you...in that special way
Nuts, butts, and scanner sluts. That's the way we roll.
You get on. We get off.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
Going out west? We’re going down south.
Lift your sack…for freedom?
Perverts for peace.
TSA: Where Touching Your Junk is Not Just a Job, It's an Adventure
TSA: we bring repressed memories to life.
Announcing the new TSA Club Card: Every 12 pat-downs gets a reach-around!
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