Originally Posted by spearfish25

I keep a pocket knife in my car for situations just like this. One time I needed to pull into a 15min flasher waiting zone when I was apartment finding, and there was a dip$hit in a utility truck parked there. He was just getting out and I politely asked him how long he thought he'd be. He replied "as long as I want". Strange, but utility trucks sometimes get two flat tires at the same time...