Step one. Do a 360 in your car then come to a complete stop. Look at a guard rail and curse.
Step 2. Go to your local performace shop and complain how your car blows and then say you need NAWWZ.
Step 3. Get into a street race.
Step 4. Use all the NAWWZ you have in the race ignoring the fact that your floor just mysteriously fell out and your computer says theres a "DANGER TO THE MANIFOLD!!!1!" Proceed to tell it to shut up!
Step 5. Lose the race and get pwned because your piston rings are fried and you blew the welds on your intake.
Step 6. Buy an SR20 Spoon engine.
Step 7. Wash Rinse and Repeat
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Remember kids, NAWZ energy drink will not make your car go faster.
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