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Originally Posted by spearfish25
If I drive my wife around, I never hear the tires.
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Originally Posted by cab83_750
Heh heh heh!
Reminds menof what unread long time ago:
Q: do you know why American men take up fishing or golf at retirement?
A: to get away from the nagging wife!!!!
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Originally Posted by jpit
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
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Originally Posted by SophiaZ
"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
HAHAHAHA
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It's obviously time for some Henny Youngman jokes
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Take my wife... Please!