Originally Posted by MZ DAIZY

I was sitting on my garage floor making vroom! Screeeeech! Vrooom! Noises. My walked in and told me to take out the trash. I told her I now identify as a Ferrari and it’s beneath me to take out trash….

An hour later, a couple of guys in white coats showed up and threw me in a padded room.

I guess I should have identified as a Lamborghini….