*Puts on "You Got Served" Soundtrack*
"Bump, bump, bump..bump, bump BUMP IT UP!"
Local pickup receives a bonus hearty handshake. Will sanitize before and after handshake.
Meeting my full asking price will also get you a very manly handshake pull into a one armed bro hug. Positive and uplifting personal affirmations will be spoken by me to help motivate you in these troubled times.
