So I put a request in for a tow truck a little over 2 hours ago. It's a good thing I'm not stranded on the side of the road
Car is out of the garage for the first time in about 18 months. Gave her a nice little spritz with the hose and a light soapy mitt wipe down. A few minutes with the Metro Blaster Sidekick took care of the drying. She still cleans up really well for 100K miles
Don't mind the ugly dash
And the hood is sitting on a towel on the radiator (cause all the latch supports are removed) so that's why gaps may look excessive.