Originally Posted by Spoiler

Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

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