Originally Posted by JLarson

"Speaking of boating, my friend Fpenis is a Shrimp Boat Captain."

"You have the mouth of a Shrimp Boat Captain."

"Have you ever gone shrimping? I know a good Shrimp Boat Captain..."

"This reminds me of the time that I was out with my favorite Shrimp Boat Captain...."

There's a lot of options here, just have to be creative.