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Originally Posted by JARblue
I routinely answer unknown numbers with one of two greetings:
Joe's Bar and Grille. You kill it, we grill it.
or
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
Big thanks to Rusty for a new greeting to use:
Joe's Grave Digging. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
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Originally Posted by Rusty
You can add,
City Morgue, You stab' em, We slab' em.
Joe's Pool Hall, 8 Ball speaking.
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Sheriff's department, Bunco division.....