Speaking of priceless moments... My buddy was lived downtown at a condo for years. Finally got married and had a kid, also named Noah, but they didn't move out until he was about 3 years old. A few months before they moved out, he and Noah were headed down to the pool. They didn't stay long due to a college frat party feel going on. But when they headed back up to the apartment a girl in a g-string got on the full elevator with them and turned around with her a$$ right in Noah's face. Dad covered his face but Noah was already inquiring: "Miss!! Where are your pants?!?"
