Originally Posted by Rusty

My wife starts to laugh if I answer the phone and it's one of those crank calls. Sometimes I tell the idiot that I can't hear him and he has to speak up. Because I'm hard of hearing and don't hear my hearing aids in. I repeat this a number of times until they screaming and hang up. Sometimes I say, I no speak'a english. And mumble something in hood speak.
Answer the phone with "Hello, that's you, dis me".
Or, Hello FBI!
Or, Hello, Pa State Police!
Or, wazzzz up moe fvck!