Good morning all Black Friday Shoppers.... just a few simple rules to go over before we start...
-Please refain from gouging out anyones eyeballs over the 50% off gift wrap sale
-Do not ram shopping baskets into others just to ensure that you get the last “buy one-get one” decorative hand towel gift set
-Remember to not choke anyone that may cut in front of you in the checkout line
-No discharging firearms errantly in the parking lot if someone steals the spot you were waiting for
And most of all, have a safe and pleasant shopping experience this joyous holiday season
