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Originally Posted by onzedge
Enjoy what you have. Make the best of it. Live in the present. Stop worrying. Be the young willow tree bending in the wind. Embrace the "Now". Use the Force. Feel the burn. Nuke a gay whale for Jesus. Trump 2016. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Go Navy. Be the man. Love your Mom. Pillage before you burn. Never run with scissors.
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I'm not sure I can go with "never run with scissors." That should be my native name ... Runs With Scissors
"Look! There goes Runs With Scissors. Why is he running and what the heck is that in his hand?"