Looks like I'm in for some fun at the dealership this week - Amanda's Juke Nismo's intelligent key system decided to take a ****, the car turns on fine as if nothing is wrong but the key light is lit on the dash and it doesn't let you shut the engine off using the button. Holding the start button down turns off the dash / climate control for a few seconds but the engine doesn't stop
I'm gonna check all the fuses today for the 5th time, I really don't want the hassle of a dealer visit.
Edit: it's an Easter miracle! Took the Juke out to return a redbox and all has been magically fixed