Believe me, I'm not showing off... Yet! LOL
I've been working my @ss off for the past 3 years to retire young. That way I can do all the things I've been wanting to do before they're not there for me to do anymore. I know you're all thinking "3 years? That's it?!" But imagine that the work I've been doing is about 10 times more stressful than your average job! My only vice as been porn. So I deserve this!
First thing I'm doing is going sky diving!
If I fail at that, none of the other things I've wanted to do will matter!
