I met with my CPA today, went over all of the holes I've dug and it seems that the car is going to have to go. I don't know what I would ask, for the first time in my life I'm upside down in a car so I guess make me an offer I can't refuse.
I'm in Atlanta.
It has the illuminated door sills, trunk mat, front chin spoiler (never put on lol), and tinted windows. Always responsibly driven. 7k mi.